Straight Line of the Day: What’s on Obama’s Christmas List? Posted by Harvey on 24 December 2014, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. What’s on Obama’s Christmas list?
12 Drones-A-Spyin’ 11 Rioters-A-Riotin’ 10 Dems-A-Leavin’ 9 Czars-A-Czarin’ (seriously, what does a “Czar” do?) 8 Illegals-A-Stayin’ 7 Dead-A-Votin’ 6 Reporters-Worshippin’ 5 Executive Orders 4 Cigs-A-Smokin’ 3 Prompters-Prompting 2 Spoiled-Kids And A Stern Glare From Michelle! Reply to this comment
… a Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle ban. … Teddy ROC-Spin Reply to this comment
…Staffers who know how to lie convincingly… …Scandals and flare-ups around the globe to distract from his increasingly failed policies… …Taller White House fences… Reply to this comment
… “A, uh, dreibel or whatever it’s called. Isn’t that what people of my Christian faith ask for?” Reply to this comment
. . . a new set of clubs and better tee times . . . motorcades capable of shutting down Los Angeles to show how important he is . . . an autographed picture of Al Sharpton Reply to this comment
#14 Oppo just made Santa’s naughty list, heck it couldn’t be worse if you left Santa cookies with walnuts. Reply to this comment
What’s on Obama’s Christmas list? A Black Christmas the tax returns of all in coming Republican congressmen a little peace and quiet so he can eat his waffles! a new dog he will call Waffles II Peace on Earth, goodwill towards Men… and Women… and Womyn… and hermaphrodites… and the transgendered… and the non-gendered… BUT NO CONSERVATIVES! Reply to this comment
… Valerie Jarts … another Bush for the Democrats to run against … Nerf nuclear Football … an E-Z-Boko-Haram Oven Reply to this comment
It’s not the gift but the thought behind it that’s important. So as long as it’s wrapped in the Constitution, it’ll be great. Reply to this comment
What’s on it, in the sense that some of my lunch is sometimes on my shirt, is small pieces of a shredded Constitution. Reply to this comment
First pick of everyone else’s Christmas presents.
235 more congressional tax convictions
12 Drones-A-Spyin’
11 Rioters-A-Riotin’
10 Dems-A-Leavin’
9 Czars-A-Czarin’ (seriously, what does a “Czar” do?)
8 Illegals-A-Stayin’
7 Dead-A-Votin’
6 Reporters-Worshippin’
5 Executive Orders
4 Cigs-A-Smokin’
3 Prompters-Prompting
2 Spoiled-Kids
And A Stern Glare From Michelle!
Pound Puppies. Actually, 2-lb. puppies would be better.
A Pet Iraq.
… a Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle ban.
… Teddy ROC-Spin
…Staffers who know how to lie convincingly…
…Scandals and flare-ups around the globe to distract from his increasingly failed policies…
…Taller White House fences…
…John Boehner’s capitulation.
…an excuse to declare Martial Law.
…Coal in no one’s stocking…
… Hands Up, Don’t Chutes & Ladders
… “A, uh, dreibel or whatever it’s called. Isn’t that what people of my Christian faith ask for?”
. . . a new set of clubs and better tee times
. . . motorcades capable of shutting down Los Angeles to show how important he is
. . . an autographed picture of Al Sharpton
Tax dollars. Lots and lots of them.
… “A top. Wait – does Santa understand slang?”
… gold, frankincense, and myrrh.
#14 Oppo just made Santa’s naughty list, heck it couldn’t be worse if you left Santa cookies with walnuts.
What’s on Obama’s Christmas list?
A Black Christmas
the tax returns of all in coming Republican congressmen
a little peace and quiet so he can eat his waffles!
a new dog he will call Waffles II
Peace on Earth, goodwill towards Men…
and Women…
and Womyn…
and hermaphrodites…
and the transgendered…
and the non-gendered…
BUT NO CONSERVATIVES!
A Reggie Love blowup doll.
a Rodney Carrington Christmas.
… Government Monopoly
… Toss-A-Cross
… Valerie Jarts
… another Bush for the Democrats to run against
… Nerf nuclear Football
… an E-Z-Boko-Haram Oven
Sock ’em Rock ’em Despots
It’s not the gift but the thought behind it that’s important. So as long as it’s wrapped in the Constitution, it’ll be great.
A box of Cuban cigars and a Che TShirt.
What’s on it, in the sense that some of my lunch is sometimes on my shirt, is small pieces of a shredded Constitution.
Directions to Mecca.
If he were smart, he would ask for something useful — like a clue.
Mene Mene Tekel Me Elmo