“Look old man, I don’t care what information your young friend’s robot has, we don’t have a ship and we don’t know any ‘Captain Solo’, so stop pestering my date about taking you to Alderaan.”
“…And you! With the bad toupe! My date didn’t kill your son, and doesn’t know anything about a ‘Genesis Device’ either.”
“Now all of you just back off or she’ll rip your arms out of their sockets and slice you up with her bat’leth.”
Barack: “Here’s looking at huge kids.”
…..
Barack: “You had me at ‘hell.’ “
those in the know in the fashion industry will tell you that black is very slimming.
Barack: “I think I want ice cream”
Michelle: “Don’t you just hate white people?”
Barack: ” I need a cigarette”
Michelle: “With proper guidance, you could make something of yourself. Do you have any real ambition?”
Barack: “Did you happen to catch our waiter’s name?”
Michelle: “Are you even listening to me?”
Barack: “Hm?”
I may have to make an effort to see this movie. I would be interested in how the producer portrays Valarie Jarrett’s role on the date.
[Barack approaches Michelle in a bar]
Barack: “Hey Girl, did it hurt?”
Michelle: “Did what hurt?”
Barack: “When you fell from heaven!’
Michelle: “WHERE DID YOU READ ABOUT THAT? THE BOOK OF ISAIAH? THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS CHAPTER 12? Oh . . . wait . . . you meant . . . never mind. Hi.”
[Scene: a restaurant.]
[Michelle reaches over to the next table; and, without asking, takes a plate of food from in front of a startled diner.]
Michelle: “I’ll have what she’s having.”
They should get RuPaul to play MooShell….
Will the film depict him getting “Positive consent” before his first kiss?
Michelle: “My butt hurts.”
Barack: I see you have hot dogs, what kind of dogs do you use?
Michelle: I can’t have dog, it goes right to my ass. Since I’m on a diet, got any fried chicken?
Waitress: Best damn chicken in the state.
Michelle: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Waitress: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Michelle: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
“Look old man, I don’t care what information your young friend’s robot has, we don’t have a ship and we don’t know any ‘Captain Solo’, so stop pestering my date about taking you to Alderaan.”
“…And you! With the bad toupe! My date didn’t kill your son, and doesn’t know anything about a ‘Genesis Device’ either.”
“Now all of you just back off or she’ll rip your arms out of their sockets and slice you up with her bat’leth.”
While waiting for the movie, you can make pilgrimage to the shrine at the site of their first date.
I thought that shrine was the most ridiculous thing I’d see in re the Obama’s first date.
It just goes to show how much I know.
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Rumour has that there will be more than one “x-rated scene”, to maximise a wider viewing audience.
Cheers
JM, you know, there are some things you just keep to yourself.
Seriously.