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  1. Barack: “I think I want ice cream”

    Michelle: “Don’t you just hate white people?”

    Barack: ” I need a cigarette”

    Michelle: “With proper guidance, you could make something of yourself. Do you have any real ambition?”

    Barack: “Did you happen to catch our waiter’s name?”

    Michelle: “Are you even listening to me?”

    Barack: “Hm?”

  2. [Barack approaches Michelle in a bar]

    Barack: “Hey Girl, did it hurt?”

    Michelle: “Did what hurt?”

    Barack: “When you fell from heaven!’

    Michelle: “WHERE DID YOU READ ABOUT THAT? THE BOOK OF ISAIAH? THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS CHAPTER 12? Oh . . . wait . . . you meant . . . never mind. Hi.”

  3. Barack: I see you have hot dogs, what kind of dogs do you use?

    Michelle: I can’t have dog, it goes right to my ass. Since I’m on a diet, got any fried chicken?

    Waitress: Best damn chicken in the state.

    Michelle: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.

    Waitress: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?

    Michelle: Four fried chickens and a Coke.

  4. “Look old man, I don’t care what information your young friend’s robot has, we don’t have a ship and we don’t know any ‘Captain Solo’, so stop pestering my date about taking you to Alderaan.”

    “…And you! With the bad toupe! My date didn’t kill your son, and doesn’t know anything about a ‘Genesis Device’ either.”

    “Now all of you just back off or she’ll rip your arms out of their sockets and slice you up with her bat’leth.”

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