Straight Line of the Day: Why Are Feminists So Happy Today? Posted by Harvey on 23 January 2015, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Why are feminists so happy today?
Why are feminists so happy today? One of them finally got [Err, how do I keep this PC-13?] to play, let’s make a baby? Reply to this comment
because page 3 girls are back! http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/01/22/us-britain-sun-idUSKBN0KV0YH20150122 Reply to this comment
The vast majority of men refuse to punch them, even if they’re hippies… The GOP has demonstrated that they’re “down for the struggle”. Boehner has found a truly non-streak mascara. Reply to this comment
Why are feminists so happy today? Somewhere men are in trouble because of their balls. Reply to this comment
After their multi-year Manhatin’ Project, feminist scientists have split the Adam. And found a cure for harpies. They’ve decided they’d rather be hyphenated-Americans than hymen-fated Americans. There are no men in positions of responsibility in the government. Reply to this comment
Why are feminists so happy today? One of them started to smile, and her face didn’t explode. Reply to this comment
They heard Tom Brady’s balls had deflated. Lena Dunham had a sex change, raising feminist’s and lowering male’s median attractiveness levels by 10%. A leading muslim cleric declared feminist’s body hair was burqa enough for after the islamic takeover of the US. Reply to this comment
Some of the taxpayers being forced at gunpoint to pay for their contraception are awesomely cute. Reply to this comment
Romney’s evil “binders full of women” have been replaced by binders full of men. Wait… Reply to this comment
@18 (revision): “Because, apparently, they’ve banned the sight of their own UGLY ‘bare breasts.’” “Ugly! Ugly! Ugly bags of mostly water fat.” Reply to this comment
Obama promised to only eat male dogs.
Why are feminists so happy today?
One of them finally got [Err, how do I keep this PC-13?] to play, let’s make a baby?
♫ they’re reigning men, hallelujah ♫
because page 3 girls are back!
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/01/22/us-britain-sun-idUSKBN0KV0YH20150122
Why are feminists so happy today?
Deflated balls are in the news.
They’re not just happy, they’re XXstatic. E-bully-ent.
Why are feminists so happy today?
You can actually tell difference?
The vast majority of men refuse to punch them, even if they’re hippies…
The GOP has demonstrated that they’re “down for the struggle”.
Boehner has found a truly non-streak mascara.
Why are feminists so happy today?
Obama has issued an EO banning Manspreading.
Why are feminists so happy today?
Who isn’t happy it is Friday?
Why are feminists so happy today?
Their Communist overlords told them to be.
Why are feminists so happy today?
Somewhere men are in trouble because of their balls.
After their multi-year Manhatin’ Project, feminist scientists have split the Adam. And found a cure for harpies.
They’ve decided they’d rather be hyphenated-Americans than hymen-fated Americans.
There are no men in positions of responsibility in the government.
They have ERA-to-ERA grins.
They heard Republicans support the Warren women.
Why are feminists so happy today?
One of them started to smile, and her face didn’t explode.
They heard Tom Brady’s balls had deflated.
Lena Dunham had a sex change, raising feminist’s and lowering male’s median attractiveness levels by 10%.
A leading muslim cleric declared feminist’s body hair was burqa enough for after the islamic takeover of the US.
Because now they think the founders intended abortion as a “core” right.
Because, apparently, they’ve banned the sight of their own ‘bare breasts.’
…the new ad campaign: “Can you hear me NOW?”
Why are feminists so happy today?
Got some Noses Shwacked fer sure!
Are they? I hadn’t noticed……
Why are feminists so happy today?
That’s not funny!
Some of the taxpayers being forced at gunpoint to pay for their contraception are awesomely cute.
Why Are Feminists So Happy Today?”
They aren’t, it was just a bit of gas.
Romney’s evil “binders full of women” have been replaced by binders full of men.
Wait…
@18 (revision):
“Because, apparently, they’ve banned the sight of their own UGLY ‘bare breasts.’”
“Ugly! Ugly! Ugly bags of mostly
waterfat.”