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12 Enjoyable Names for Relatively Common Things
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The little sound a dog makes when he yawns is called a “pupsqueak”
Thanks Rich Hall
I am (growlix) ready for a (growlix) rasher or two.
11. A single slice of bacon is called a rasher.
I call growlix!!!!! A single slice of bacon is called a tease!!!!