Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To make it easier to negotiate with Iran, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To make it easier to negotiate with Iran, President Obama…
… has already conceded defeat.
To make it easier to negotiate with Iran, President Obama…
brought his own KY.
To make it easier to negotiate with Iran, President Obama…
just handed over the nuclear football.
…has hired Vladimir Putin as his new flexibility coach.
Will allow them to continue verbally abusing Kerry.
To make it easier to negotiate with Iran, President Obama… will bow even lower this time.
Seriously! That guy from Iran is really, really short.
…began a foreign hostage student exchange program to get our racist white people to appreciate their culture with more open-mindedness.
…put Jackson Browne in charge of our nukes.
…drew a new red line at the U.S., Canada border.
…put a my other golf cart is a camel bumper sticker on his golf cart.
…borrowed a big white flag from France.
To make it easier to negotiate with Iran, President Obama…
…started speaking in his native tongue.
…gave the Iranians 26 more weeks of unemployment benefits along with job training.
…should threaten to turn Iran into a field of glass. But we know that will NEVER happen.
…offered cookies with walnuts.
…promised to keep his mouth shut.
…had Valerie draft a surrender document in Farsi asking that Iran only bomb Red States.
…just signed a blank piece of paper and gave it to them to fill in.
…hired John Bolton to handle the negotiations.
Wore a traditional suicide vest under his burka to show deference to their culture.
Beheaded a few Christians to break the ice (and free up a few job positions to trade)
commissioned a glorious picture of the prophet holding a reset button.
….penned a couple touching poems to the Ayatollah entitled ‘We are all Persian now’ & ‘I don’t hate no Caliphate’
.. ululated loudly while dancing on a print of the Constitution, I imagine.
.. installed the White House’s first Halalat Line.
… told the operator, “I’d like to make a Persian-to-Persian call.”
.. asked James Taylor to sing to them, with a wink, “You’ve Got Effendi.”
… warned them: “Don’t Call My Bluff!!”
(Reference link unnecessary: hasn’t the media reminding us of that ever since, the way they would if George W. had said that?)
…told them “after I cancel the election, I’ll have more flexibility”.
To make it easier to negotiate with Iran, President Obama…
learned four new groveling positions last week.
fulfilled the fatwa against Salman Rushdie. Personally.
sent cookies.
gave his two daughters over as a “Small gesture of Peace.”
#18 – Oppo,
I had to look that one up!
http://therightscoop.com/obama-to-cantor-dont-call-my-bluff/
I’d like to say that we’d have better luck negotiating with the Iranians if obie would just treat them like Republicans, but I’m sure the Iranians would never stand for it.
became an Iranian citizen
Just gave them a facsimile stamp of his signature.
And if that was too much trouble he gave them a copy of his “Auto-pen”.