IS THIS A GAY BAR? DID YOU BRING ME TO A GAY BAR, SON?
This is whole foods, Dad.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) February 7, 2015
A Monopoly game with my family starts out fun and lighthearted and quickly turns into The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
— John Lyon (@JohnLyonTweets) February 7, 2015
If Obama says "folks" just one more time, I may finally believe he's a mere commoner like me.
— SarahK Fleming (@sarahk47) February 9, 2015
We need an SF award called the Huggos, about the stories with the most feels.
— Michael Z Williamson (@mzmadmike) February 10, 2015

Barack Hussein could never be a ‘mere’ commoner; perhaps “Commoner Most Excellent”.
Cheers
Don’t you just love being cautioned about getting “on our high horse” by someone with saddle sores and a nosebleed?