[High Praise! to Sheldon Comic Strip]
Archive of entries posted on March 2015
Some of These I’ve Never Heard of
The Hobbit Movie You Only Watched for Closure
If you actually revered the Hobbit trilogy, don’t watch this, it’s quite disrespectful.
If you resent what Peter Jackson’s inexcusable padding did to a good story, this is for you.
(NOTE: Contains censored swearing. Also spoilers)
[Honest Trailers – The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (feat. HISHE)] (Viewer #1,071,981)
Wish Our Southern Border Were This Well-Protected
The Secret Service is testing drone-jamming technology to keep unmanned aircraft from getting near the White House.
Wanna keep something away from the White House? Tell a reporter that it’ll make Obama look bad.
Always Two There Are
Link of the Day: 5.833 Times Around
[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]
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Unpredictable
Republican lawmakers warned the leaders of Iran that any nuclear deal they cut with President Obama could expire the day he leaves office.
That’s ridiculous. He’s never had a promise last that long.
Obama Warned Us – Youth
“It is unbelievable what so many of these young people have accomplished.” —President Obama http://ofa.bo/e3wG #WHScienceFair
“I’ve never seen this much nothing before!”
Straight Line of the Day: Debbie Wasserman Shultz Tweeted “Democrats Have Led On So Many Great Policies. Which Is Your Favorite?”…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz tweeted “Democrats have led on so many great policies. Which is your favorite?”…
If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Get Out of the Nation
Students at the University of California Irvine voted to remove an American flag in their lobby, fearing it might “trigger” illegals to feel offended.
So… we don’t actually need a border fence, just flagpoles?
The Illustrated Oppo: Starting Point
Mostly Because Biden Is Used The Poster Child at 3:06
[The Science of Awkwardness] (Viewer #1,487,073)
Also, thank you for the term “cringe comedy” (my least-favorite genre of humor).
It’s What She DIDN’T Say
Asked at a Senate hearing if climate change models are accurate, EPA Chief Gina McCarthy responded “I cannot answer that question”.
I think she just did.
Holding You Close Is Also Holding You Back
Link of the Day: Coming Soon to a Hillary Rally Near You
[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]
Hillary’s Base Starts To Catch On
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