Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Huh… turns out that Hillary Clinton’s new campaign manager…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Huh… turns out that Hillary Clinton’s new campaign manager…
…got the gig because the previous manager was turned into a newt.
. . . has committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of his head four times
. . . knows what difference it makes
…had an email server in his pocket or was glad to see her, either way he got hired.
…,George Armstrong Custer XII,…
…is so shady that she goes the extra mile and keeps his lock box in her balls.
Huh… turns out that Hillary Clinton’s new campaign manager…
are Llamas.
Huh… turns out that Hillary Clinton’s new campaign manager…
is a Chinese National.
Huh… turns out that Hillary Clinton’s new campaign manager…
is a telepath. No electronic nor hard mail trail to leave.
…is known by his nickname, “The Crypt-Keeper”, because he knows how to keep things buried.
A.K.A. Benghazi Rob (trained by Baghdad Bob).
Huh… turns out that Hillary Clinton’s new campaign manager…
is a Russian hacker.
has the New York Times eating out of his hand already.
Huh… turns out that Hillary Clinton’s new campaign manager…
..is a hypnotist.
..stays behind a curtain while he-she addresses the press with a booming voice.
..is a computer whiz-kid.
..has no idea what a “separation form”.
..is Greg “He’s a sneaky bastard” Marmalrde.
Huh… turns out that Hillary Clinton’s new campaign manager…
…enjoys ALF reruns.
…has been trained in the art of falling on a sword.
…is using the Walter Mondale playbook
…was unable to keep the NYTimes reporter, Amy, from calling her the “BattleAxe from Arkansas”
…is as big an asshat as her old campaign manager.
…is of the gender that costs 25% more for the same job. Hillary will not do well with Budget issues.
…has reduced a generally articulate Harvey to writing “Huh”.
…will probably die in a park.
…has seven heads and ten horns. -Just as described in the Bible.
… was recently asked is Hillary was an alien. His response was “LIES, THE FILTHY EARTH CREATURE LIES!”
Is wet behind the ears and dry between them.
…. actually DID graduate the 6th grade, despite those nasty rumors to the contrary….
…. DOES shave, every other Wednesday.