Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA’s newest moon mission will be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA’s newest moon mission will be…
…crowd-funded with a Muslim Outreach Program called “Reach for the Moon!”
…preemptive moon nuking by the Iranians.
…to find a secure location for the Clinton email server.
…to accomplish something, anything, that has not been done before. By a white, male U.S. citizen.
…named “Alice”.
NASA’s Newest Moon Mission Will Be…
…deliver Hillary’s emails safely to the Sea of Tranquility
…a thorough nuking
…a giant laser, which was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist, Dr. Parsons. So therefore, it is fitting to call it: “The Alan Parsons Project”.
…delivering a special effects package that permanently lights the moon as a crescent.
…an environmental group to clean the moon of all human traces.
…a cattle drive.
NASA’s newest moon mission will be…
dropping trousers in front of Congress.
getting back.
finding a better rhyme than spoon or croon.
an utter failure and probably cost billions.
NASA’s Newest Moon Mission Will Be…
Looking at it longingly through a telescope.
Searching for Amelia Earhart’s plane, according to Joe Biden.
Hunting for the remains, to indict Ralph Kramden.
NASA’s newest moon mission will be… a joint public-private venture.
The private industry part of the venture will have all of the knowledge and know-how.
The public part will have all the rules, regulations, restrictions, environmental studies, EPA studies, DHS reviews, Climate Change studies, Human-Caused Climate Change studies to replace the previous Climate Change studies, Anthropomorphic Climate Change studies to replace the Human-Caused Climate Change Studies that replaced the Climate Change Studies, Congressional Recommendations on equipment, Congressional Recommendations on staffing, and will include two new gun control laws and additional surveillance funding for the NSA all wrapped up in the Bi-Partisan spending bill to fund it all.
…called on account of nukes.
…to paint a huge florescent star on the surface so that during the waning phase it will look like the Islamic crescent.
Obama plans to win all the scoring cards in a game of Hearts, which is known as shooting the moon! If he succeeds his own score will be reduced by 26 points, or he may decide to instead increase Boehner’s and McConnell’s score by 26 points. Vice President Biden also has plans involving the moon. He has frequently been known to shoot [at] the moon on cloudless nights when the moon is particularly menacing and accusatory.
…to replace “the man in the Moon” with an image of
ObamaFrank!!…constructing fall out shelters in the southern hemisphere. All serious nuclear threats to date have been to the north pole.
…to study the feasibility of Anonymiss baking ‘Moon Pies’.
… a giant leap for manqué-kind.
…the establishment of an Obamacare Clinic. (Injuries sustained in a Nuclear attack are not covered)
… based on 1960’s technology. Talk about retro rockets.
… planned by Affirmative Action hires and Obama appointees,
and overseen by the same people who launched healthcare.gov,
built by undocumented alken labor,
with telemetry provided by the people who serviced IRS computers.
With the exact same level of accountability for failure.
How on earth are they going to find volunteers?
I think “alken” should be “alien.” But I could be wrong.
… to find Alice Kramden.
…titled “Moon of Manakoora” and will be available for download.
… somewhat hindered by the fact that Obama has surrendered to the moon and has promised no boots on the ground.
. . . sending Joe Biden and Al Sharpton into orbit, where they will moon each other (and the USA)
…settle once and for all the disagreement between Michael Jackson and The Police about which is better: “Moonwalking” or “Walking on the Moon”
… To carefully remove all moon spots that might look like Muhammad if you squint.
The newest moon mission will be to a sound stage and studio in Canada. Accompanied by some awesome computer graphics.
…to apologize for all of the previous moon missions.