Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama plans to ban bullets and replace them with…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama plans to ban bullets and replace them with…
Undocumented workers. But then he realized the right would simply adopt the slogan, “guns don’t kill people, undocumented workers kill people.”
government issued “freedom shackles.”
President Obama plans to ban bullets and replace them with…
LUV
His own personal brand of Dum-dum rounds. From his namesake town in India.
President Obama plans to ban bullets and replace them with…
Long sticks that unfurl a banner with the word “Bang” on them.
President Obama plans to ban bullets and replace them with…
Joe Biden. Oh wait, someone already used the Dum-dum bullet joke.
Tyranny
those deadly carbon emissions that he’s convinced are so much more of a threat.
President Obama plans to ban bullets and replace them with…
little teeny tiny copies of the Koran.
… jobs for skeet.
President Obama plans to ban bullets and replace them with…
pictures of Michelle’s butt.
President Obama plans to ban bullets and replace them with…
shredded copies of the Constitution.
spiteballs.
. . . choom
. . . “free” birth-control pills
. . . school lunches approved by Moochelle
TAXES!!!11!!!1! Guns need to pay their fair share.
…pre-tallied ballots.
Tiny little drones.
President Obama plans to ban bullets and replace them with…
nothing. [What’s next, banning cleaning supplies hoping the guns will foul and jam and not be functional?]
…a data chip that contains information about who fired the weapon, including age, sex, political persuasion, and possible location.
…rubber bands.
@14 Iowa Jim “. . . school lunches approved by Moochelle” . . . in multi-grain options.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg projectile vomit.
IRS-approved ammo (targets only conservatives).
President Obama plans to ban bullets and replace them with…
Hope and Change.
Hope fits most rim-fire models and Change fits all the center-fire models.
…Bibi’s.
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President Obama plans to ban bullets and replace them with…
…nothing. And then he will become pro-2nd Amendment. Y’all can have all the guns you want. But let me be clear, you can’t have any bullets.
…Big Brother
…sticks and stones
Rubber bullets that double as earplugs.
wads of insurance cancellation notices….
“Re-education Camps”
The final solution to the American problem.
If you like your bullets, you can keep your bullets.
…musket ammo. And junk targeting training.
…slap fighting.
…anarchy.
…Manarchy, the rule of people by the lawless.
…pictures of his mama as a reminder of what tragedy and horror results from going off half cocked.
… unicorn farts and fairy kisses.
Btw, I judged this line here: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2015/03/nuke-punchline-were-gonna-need-bigger.html
I have missed you guys. What have you been up to?