Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Some signs that Russia may not be our ally anymore…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Some signs that Russia may not be our ally anymore…
…include Putin threatening to annex the Borscht Belt.
…- Russian officials giggled when Hilary said that her email server had no security breaches.
…- Russia has officially opposed Nyet Neutrality.
Some signs that Russia may not be our ally anymore…
the “Reset” button showed up at the State Department labelled “Return to sender, address unknown”.
…: Obama has stopped insulting them.
Some signs that Russia may not be our ally anymore…
Putin acts more and more like Hillary Clinton.
Some signs that Russia may not be our ally anymore…
they’ve gone back to stealing our secrets rather than buying them.
… the price of vodka doubled.
… the snow that hammered the northeast was sent by Russia.
… they’re trying to get Yakov Smirnoff back.
…”We will bury you!” has made a comeback.
…Putin is pounding podiums with a shoe.
Correction:
“We will Barry you!”
Already happened.
… Putin’s recent tweet: “Black Ops Matter.”
… increasing volume of unsolicited junk mail order brides.
…Liberals here are very concerned that the Russian people hate us now.
…imported Russian Vodka has been watered down. Hillary hardest hit.
Some signs that Russia may not be our ally anymore…
Russian maps no longer show The Ukraine…or Moldova…or Belarus…or Estonia… or Latvia… or Lithuania…or Poland…
… keeps “forgetting” to let U.S. representative know when and where the Security Council is going out for drinks and and dancing.
Some signs that Russia may not be our ally anymore…
increased attempts to steal Anonymiss cookies.
… they call Obama at 3 a.m. on the hotline, say “A post turtle says what??” and hang up.
… building of the Berlin Wal-Mart in defiance of Obama’s express opposition.
Some signs that Russia may not be our ally anymore…
donations to the Clinton Foundation made using credit card stolen from Joe Biden.
…folks having panic attacks on Tina Fey’s Porch.
…Facebook has banned sentences of the type, “In Russia, the ____ ____ you!” as hate speech.
…- the Russian War College is intensely studying “Red Dawn”.
…- Russian educators are using “The Americans” as a documentary series across the nation.
– Russia now spells it as “A Lie”.
– Russia and China made a pinky-promise to always vote the same way in U.N security Council votes.
– Edward Snowdon
– Gulags have all been renamed for American states.
…trick question – Russia was never our ally.
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…that mushroom cloud on the horizon, perhaps?
(But, blarg hit the nail on the head @24.)
… They donated to Obama’s reelection campaign.