Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The world’s fastest rocket car will go 1000 MPH and be powered by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The world’s fastest rocket car will go 1000 MPH and be powered by…
… a pipe leading from Michael Moore’s butt.
The world’s fastest rocket car will go 1000 MPH and be powered by…
Gerbils.
The world’s fastest rocket car will go 1000 MPH and be powered by…
Clean burning Ethanol and be great for the environment!
The world’s fastest rocket car will go 1000 MPH and be powered by…
Mentos!
…bad news! https://youtu.be/0cDT2XsGgL0
…the sun – it powers everything!
…moonbeams.
…unicorn farts.
…Wonder Warthog’s mighty turbo breath.
…Cookies!
…the weekend.
…a bunch of bottle rockets taped together.
…some contraption Wile E. Coyote came up with.
The world’s fastest rocket car will go 1000 MPH and be powered by…rockets, what else?
….a seven-way hybrid ethanol biodiesel electric clean coal wind solar pedal power plant
(Iowahawk never gets old.)
The world’s fastest rocket car will go 1000 MPH and be powered by…
political promises.
..a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Taco Bell farts
…a consensus of scientific thought.
…hitching a ride with the world’s fasterest rocket car.
…or, Fred Thompson’s coat tails.
…or, Bill Clinton’s zipper.
Iranian nukes.
The world’s fastest rocket car will go 1000 MPH and be powered by… Bad News.
It will be fast, but it won’t work very well and it will be extremely unwelcome wherever it arrives.
Cheetah blood.
…nuclear bombs exploding at the correct distance.
or NERVA.
…Democrats fleeing their party.
…boron monohydride.
… will bepowered by… a rocket?
“The World’s Fastest Rocket Car Will Go 1000 MPH and Be Powered By…”
…deficit spending and driven by Eleanor Holmes Norton.
…Rocky the Flying Squirrel (with initial thrust assist by Bullwinkle J. Moose).
Algae fired solar windmills
. . . political spin, an unending source of energy.
…a whirling Dervish. https://youtu.be/L_Cf-ZxDfZA
..Global Warming
…Al Gore talking about Global Warming
The world’s fastest rocket car will go 1000 MPH and be powered by…
we won’t know until we build it.
…Hope, Change, and Iranian uranium U-238
…burning the shredded documents coming from the Clinton headquarters
…Science!!!!
…2 Mexican guys in the trunk turning a crank
…NASA’s vaunted Muslim Outreach D9 Rocket and two solid propellant boosters burning centrifuged ethanol subsidies.
…a really big sail
1.21 gigawatts and the flux capacitor. The only drawback is that you won’t be able to see it after it reached 88 MPH
… Illegals crossing the border before Obama’s next executive order.
… Companies dropping their insurance plans.
… A thousand fat kids on treadmills
… Fred Flinstone’s big feet