Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
There was a horrible typo in Hillary’s candidacy announcement press release…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
There was a horrible typo in Hillary’s candidacy announcement press release…
“Froward!”
…it says she suffered Brian damage from her concussion on the eve of Benghazi and people are taking that to mean that she was involved with Brian Terry’s Fast and Furious death. that was all Eric and Barack. She had nothing to do with it.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
No, seriously.
All donations through her MySpace account.
…where it said she was married to William Jefferson Clinton…
…that connected her to the Obama administration…
…”I was born a poor, black child…”
…her campaign headquarters had a Saudi address…
…her middle name was spelled ‘Rodman’ which fooled a member of her campaign staff to claim the great diplomatic accomplishments of Dennis with Kim jong Un for her.
…they forgot the first “n” in her last name.
It mistakenly said that she had “fought children and families all her career” when it should have said that she had “eaten children and fought against the very idea of families all her career”.
There was a horrible typo in Hillary’s candidacy announcement press release…
had the more accurate
instead of the misleading [D] after her name.There was a horrible typo in Hillary’s candidacy announcement press release…
she 68 but sez she’s 54.
“‘I wanted to make sure you heard it first from me — it’s official: Hillary’s running for president,’ Podesta wrote.”
The word “not” was omitted.
…It claimed she had authored a book “It Takes a Pillage”.
The Oliver Twist song, “You have to pick a pocket or two,” was inadvertently played in the background.
…it said she bathed in the blood of innocent Virginians.
…the “Contact Us” form only had two options (M, F) for gender.
…when you click on the “Email Hillary” link you get a 404 page.
…her announcement was still on CNN letterhead.
…that referenced a bAtch of far leftest Executive Orders she has planned.
…it was actually a burro she ate at Chipotle.
… “Rum, Hillary, Rum!”
… “This will be America’s Harpy Hour. I mean, Happy Hour. No, wait, this won’t be America’s hour at all. Dang, slogan writing is hard.”
…they forgot to remove “vagina” from her list of qualifications to be President.
They forgot to replace the first draft of her slogan: “Oh the b!tch, oh the b!tch, oh the b!tch is back!”
I blame FormerHostage!
To the tune of Rossini’s William Tell Overture:
Oh the b!tch, oh the b!tch, oh the b!tch is back!
Oh the b!tch, oh the b!tch, oh the b!tch is back!
Oh the b!tch, oh the b!tch, oh the b!tch is back!
Oh my god… the b!tch is BACK!
“For Hillary, it’s erase to the top!”
“We in the Democratic Party strongly believe that, given Hillary’s charisma and other qualities, an erection wouldn’t even be close.”
“Correction: We meant to say she would become the Commander in Chief, not the Commandeerer in Chief. We regret the lapse.”
“Clarification: When we said that she sits upon a huge foundation, we meant upon the *board* of a huge foundation. We regret the coming reprisals.”
@5Bob B says:
April 14th, 2015 at 12:17 pm
…where it said she was married to William Jefferson Clinton…
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Do you mean that New York doesn’t allow same sex–or no sex–marriages?
Hillary says: “I Feel You’re Payin’ — And Will, If Anything, Even More If I’m Elected.”
Hillary: “You kids get off of my LAN!”
I got nothing on this one…. the entire announcement was a giant typo.
“Everything she has ever done was for donation” was meant to read “the nation.”
It was supposed to say: She fought unborn children and 2 parent families all her career.
‘all her career’? Who does she have writing this stuff, an Obama voter?