Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to make the NSA’s domestic spying program more effective, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to make the NSA’s domestic spying program more effective, President Obama…
In order to make the NSA’s domestic spying program more effective, President Obama is going to roll the NSA into the IRS so they can make the spying part of Obamacare.
…has proposed creating a civilian surveillance force as well equipped and funded as the NSA and CIA combined…
…has decided to Get Smart…
…has retasked “Sheriff Joe” Biden…
…is roaming the halls of the White House, asking everyone if they know what is going on…
In order to make the NSA’s domestic spying program more effective, President Obama…
will declare all Americans terrorists.
…ordered the NSA to stop wasting time investigating Muslim freedom fighters and concentrate on American conservatives.
Fired all the workers and used the savings in payroll to hire more management.
In order to make the NSA’s domestic spying program more effective, President Obama…
just switched to using Google for the work.
…demanded the utilization of the same crack investigative teams that examined him in the run-up to the elections.
In order to make the NSA’s domestic spying program more effective, President Obama…
..put The Clinton Foundation in charge of it.
In order to make the NSA’s domestic spying program more effective, President Obama…
…narrowed it to only include Republicans and Tea Party members.
In order to make the NSA’s domestic spying program more effective, President Obama…
..heh, heh, heh..good one, Harvey..We all know that President Obama hasn’t made ANYTHING more effective!
…has told the FCC to expand his Obamaphone program to support full broadband. Wait… Why would he need to spy on his own voters? Maybe they’re turning on him!
… has authorized amphibian operations — real cloaca ‘n’ dagger stuff.
… enlisted John Kerry, The Man From U.N.C.O.O.L.
… will instruct the TSA to feel for weapons when they’re patting you down.
… will upgrade their black ops to black hip-hops, through his ill-conceived “Cash For Krunkers” program.
… told Hillary to stop yapping about the “national dial log.”
… embraced, at Biden’s urging, the Irish Spring: and now the walls have Eires.
In order to make the NSA’s domestic spying program more effective, President Obama…
has hired the Russians to oversee it.
…is outsourcing it to Russian hackers.
Sorry walrus….I didn’t realize you went there first….so…..
…is giving a no bid contract to the Chinese.
…has put down his pen and now just listens on his phone.
…ordered them to concentrate on the highest value targets, maids, cooks and other household staff at the Koch brother’s mansions.
…started to go to church again, praying for the NSA’s first successful foiled terrorist plot.
…ordered the installation of heavy breathing masking software for use when agents are monitoring the calls of girls suspected of being teenaged.
…hired a team of union mathematicians to take all the data and “put two and two together”.
…has merged the operations of Bluffdale UT and Dugway UT so he can send anthrax to those who say the wrong things on the phone.
@6 walrus: You kid, but —