…the ablity to tell lies when the situation necessitates; “Oh yes, that is a very impressively sized one, Harvey. Huge, in fact.”
…bug zappers. The deluxe model can mix drinks and comes with a degree from bartender college.
…jihadist tendencies and creates exceptional shrapnel. Makers are currently being sued for infringement by the company that just released the other blowbot.
…benefits!
FIRST!
New technological breakthrough: robots with…
Rights!
“That Robot had rights Callahan!”
…the will to kill zombies and aliens. Thus removing one third of the Venn Diagram of doom.
…bacon!
…Anonymiss cookies!!
…sarcasm.
…fashion sense.
…attitude.
New technological breakthrough: robots with…
multiple vote capacity
enough sense to ask for the minimum wage.
ALL the enhancements. *wink*wink*
…a passion for good ale.
…awesome horticultural knowledge.
…with the ability to weed my potatoes!
New technological breakthrough: robots with…
the preprogrammed knowledge to stay off my lawn!
a weird quirk that makes them like Justin Bieber.
powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal man.
… no heads, programmed to draw Mohammad cartoons.
Democrat voter registration….oh wait, we already have those.
…good sense enough to *not* vote Democrat?
…the power of collective bargaining. (resistance is futile)
…the ability to keep a straight face when someone mentions ‘Asimov’s Rules’
…features like Rosie from the Jetsons, to help ease the disappointment that we don’t have flying cars.
New technological breakthrough: robots with…
…the title “Secretary of State”
New technological breakthrough: robots with…
…the ability to deliver groceries via EBT cards so welfare clients don’t have to get off their assets to get their munchies.
New technological breakthrough: robots with…
…Nukes *(currently available only in South Korea, Pakistan, and China, but coming soon to Iran)*
…hearts of silicon.
…the motto, “live long and recharge often.”
…mad nunchaku skills.
…Android brains.
New technological breakthrough: robots with…
…frickin’ LASERS!
…the ablity to tell lies when the situation necessitates; “Oh yes, that is a very impressively sized one, Harvey. Huge, in fact.”
…bug zappers. The deluxe model can mix drinks and comes with a degree from bartender college.
…jihadist tendencies and creates exceptional shrapnel. Makers are currently being sued for infringement by the company that just released the other blowbot.
New technological breakthrough: robots with…
…a Flux Capacitor and a Mr. Fusion.
…a Soylent Green dispenser