Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now endorsing Hillary for President…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now endorsing Hillary for President…
Now endorsing Hillary for President…
anyone who knows which way the wind blows.
dead Chicago voters.
some more obscure people most of us don’t know or care about.
…Vince Foster III
Now endorsing Hillary for President…
Spare baby parts ‘r Us.
…Chris Stevens and everyone he’s hanging out with.
Baal Zebub
Biden & Sanders. Alzheimers’ a bitch you know.
…John Kerry, knowing she will nominate someone worse than either of them were as Sec of State.
…Lois Lerner. Hell, practically every living lefty and all of the ones actually in Hell.
…hackers. Especially the hackers too computer illiterate to do much more than turn on their own computers.
…all the enemies of our enemies, and their enemies, both foreign and domestic.
… Rainbow Brain Injury Rehabilitation Centers 800.968.6644
…pretty much every reporter, especially if they don’t want other reporters calling them “biased”.
…Linda Tripp and Kathleen Willey are also stuffing envelopes.
…Donald Trump ( this is YUUUUGH!)
Coalition of Corruption
Axis of Evil
…Cankles Owners of America
…the pantsuit lobby
You may know him as Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness or just plain ol Satin but for the election season he prefers to be called by his deal making name Mr. Mephistopheles.
SATAN. Brain fart
… all of Bill Clinton’s current girlfriends.
Karl Marx, Joseph Stalin and Vladamir Lenin, if they can vote, they can endorse.
…Jeffery Epstein
…Barbie Girl and Ava Adora
…Anthony Weiner
…Carlos Danger
Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat
You, if you know what’s good for ya!
Ooh…. a fifth element reference…..nice
Ashley Madison Got Hacked. Now 37 Million Would-Be Cheaters Might Get Exposed. Unless they vote for you know who.
. . . Voldemort
. . . Niedermeier
… unknowing visitors to The Twilight Zone. The Twilight Zone. The Twilight Zone. The Twilight Zone. The Twilight Zone. The Twilight Zone. The Twilight Zone. …
… the little Zuni (or was it a Shiite?) doll with the knife from “Trilogy of Terror.”
… the little tiki idol from Hawaii that brings bad luck. You know, Obama.
… all those in favor of home-Zuuuuul-ing
… mugs, pugs, thugs — well, you know the rest.
Now endorsing Hillary for President…
…72 Virgins
…Raul Castro
Cthulhu
SpongeBob Squarepants
Spong monkeys
Now Endorsing Hillary for President…
The wad of gum I stepped on last week. At least I hope it’s gum.