In case you missed it, Harvey and Anonymiss are tying the knot. Oh, and they’re getting married. Go to Harvey’s announcement and leave your wishes there.
Which means that Anonymiss might change her name.
After all, there is precedent all over the place. When a major change of some kind occurs in life, that may impact the name by which someone is known, whether it be a legal name, or simply a common name, nickname, or title.
Prince Albert of York became King George VI of the United Kingdom. The Cincinnati Red Stockings are today the Atlanta Braves. Jefferson Airplane is now Starship. I Dream Of Jeannie‘s Captain Nelson was later Major Nelson. In Doctor Who, Melody Pond is known as River Song and The Master is now The Mistress (Missy).
But, what about Anonymiss? Does she become “Anonymrs?” How do we address her? Give it your best shot. Keep in mind, Harvey has a great sense of humor, but he also carries a whopping big punch. Be clever, but be good.
Anonybetterhalf
To be all PC and stuff, it should be Anonymizz. Mrs would denote ownership, you heartless $%^#, just ask the Feminazis.
Mrs. Olson.
No, not the coffee lady on the old TV commercials.
She Who Must Be Obeyed
Mrs. Anony
Why does she have to change her name in this progressive age? Why cant he just change his name to Anonymisster?
What about hyphens?
Harvey-Anonymiss
She can change her name to anything she wants, as long as she comes back to SLotD.
(cookies or no)
TheGalWhoUsedToMakeCookiesBeforeSheGotMarriedAndNoLongerHadToImpressMenWithHerCookieMakingProwess
That might be a little long.
Elwood P. Dowd
I can’t help, my incredible lack of cookies has inhibited my thinking process.
Harvette.
Saint.
Cookiepuss.
“… but he also carries a whopping big punch.”
Basil, I agree. Harvey speaks softly and carries a big… stick.
Johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt
At this point, what difference does it make?
Ms. Cannot Be Compelled To Testify Against Harvey
Anonymiss Rodham Olson. She can drop the “Rodham” whenever expedient.
Anonymst3K
HarveyImprovementProjectManager
Whatever you call her, just don’t call her Shirley.
Wait! Her name MIGHT be Shirley!!
My most sincere condolences to Anonymiss.
Anonyboss Or mavbe Anonybabe