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  1. San Diego City Worker: Look, I don’t think it should be a sin, just for saying “Founding Fathers”.
    [Everyone gasps]
    City Official: You’re only making it worse for yourself!
    San Diego City Worker: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Founding Fathers! Founding Fathers! Founding Fathers!
    City Official: I’m warning you! If you say “Founding Fathers” one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
    Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
    City Official: Was it you?
    Stoner: Yes.
    City Official: Right…
    Stoner: Well you did say “Founding Fathers. ”
    [Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
    City Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even… and I want to make this absolutely clear… even if they do say, “Founding Fathers.”
    [Crowd stones the City Official to death]

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