If only there was some sort of rule written somewhere that would ban the government from telling people what they can and can’t say.
Maybe after the revolution someone will come up with one.
San Diego City Worker: Look, I don’t think it should be a sin, just for saying “Founding Fathers”.
[Everyone gasps]
City Official: You’re only making it worse for yourself!
San Diego City Worker: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Founding Fathers! Founding Fathers! Founding Fathers!
City Official: I’m warning you! If you say “Founding Fathers” one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
City Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
City Official: Right…
Stoner: Well you did say “Founding Fathers. ”
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
City Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even… and I want to make this absolutely clear… even if they do say, “Founding Fathers.”
[Crowd stones the City Official to death]
And the suggest replacement term would be?
@1 – crackers
@1 – Oppressor OGs
Four score and seven years ago our crackers brought forth…
If only there was some sort of rule written somewhere that would ban the government from telling people what they can and can’t say.
Maybe after the revolution someone will come up with one.
San Diego City Worker: Look, I don’t think it should be a sin, just for saying “Founding Fathers”.
[Everyone gasps]
City Official: You’re only making it worse for yourself!
San Diego City Worker: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Founding Fathers! Founding Fathers! Founding Fathers!
City Official: I’m warning you! If you say “Founding Fathers” one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
City Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
City Official: Right…
Stoner: Well you did say “Founding Fathers. ”
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
City Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even… and I want to make this absolutely clear… even if they do say, “Founding Fathers.”
[Crowd stones the City Official to death]