I am continuing my rather lazy campaigning for Donald Trump here in addition to my two whole posts on my own blog. Why lazy? Because meh. I just can’t get too trumped up about anyone. See what I did there?
Look, Frank J obviously hates Donald Trump, maybe because Trump poked a hole in his bicycle tire when he was a kid, which is something Trump is known to do in response to a Twitter comment, and so I feel like I need to say something about that. He’s missing the whole point of Trump. Yes I get that so many of his supporters sound like Ron Paul! crazies, and there is probably a high probability that some of them are exactly the same people, but that is not a reason to not get behind Trump. I’ve said this several times elsewhere, but Trump is the nuclear option here folks.
Wait, better yet, he is the Nuke the Moon option. Do you nuke the Moon because it really needs to be nuked? No. The Moon doesn’t care. It’s just another crater as far as it’s concerned. You know, if it could be concerned about anything, which it isn’t because it’s just s stupid rock floating up there being stupid. You nuke the Moon because it’s a psychological tool. In Frank J’s brilliant-ish quasi-intelligent piece about nuking the Moon, he clearly demonstrates that it is a way for the US to get the world to take us seriously and respect us. While also looking crazy. But that is besides the point. Unless the point is that nobody messes with the really crazy dude in prison. Then that is entirely the point exactly.
Voting for Trump is the same thing. The difference is, it is getting the Republican party to be afraid of the voters. Does anyone but weird crazy Trumpeters think that the orange-crusted Donald Trump would be a wonderful president? No, of course not. I mean, he could be, but I wouldn’t lose money betting on it. There is a possibility he would gild the entire White House like his Manhattan apartment and make it look like an episode of the Jersey Shore and Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous crashed into each other and exploded, and consider that his legacy. But it is definitely nuking the Moon of politics. Or “nuking politics” you could say. I would say that, because that is sort of my thing.
So vote Trump. Because Carson is a soft-spoken kinda scientifically-challenged nut, Rubio, Bush, and Kasich are the same old crap, and Cruz is a pathological liar. And also because Trump scares pretty much everyone in power, everywhere. Even the Pope. I mean, the last presidential candidate that made the whole world happy to get elected was Obama. How’d that work out?
And then there’s the shear number of Federal
employeesbureaucrats he would fire!This is not an endorsement. But, to me, THAT thought alone is intriguing enough to consider it.
PS: Good luck, Keln, getting a rise out of Frank!
Fred!
My reason for supporting Trump is that he is the only one I see who is so likely to anger both parties in Congress that Congress will finally step up and start taking power back.
You nuke the Moon because it’s a psychological tool.
The moon is a psychological tool? I have a brother who’s a tool. Is the moon anything like my brother?
Sure, Trump talks a good game. But will he replace all the CFL bulbs in the Whitehouse with neon? Will he replace the garden with a hog sty?
@3 Nate: I don’t think Congress will until the States do.
People see in Trump what they want to see.
It’s akin to optical illusions: Trump L’oeils.
(c) 2016
I still believe in conservatism. That said, if Cruz doesn’t get the ticket – then my support goes to Trump.
Why? Because ***k it. Who cares anymore.
“I mean, the last presidential candidate that made the whole world happy to get elected was Obama. How’d that work out?”
Good point!
As Frank once said – “SMOD has abandoned you. Vote Trump”
Trump’s campaign slogan (via Prince Humperdinck) – “Please consider me as an alternative to suicide”
“So vote Trump…Carson is … scientifically-challenged and Cruz is a pathological liar. ”
SMH. Really? No thanks. Quoting DNC talking points is not cool. Sure, a number of RINOs running for the GOP nod have repeated the BS, but repetition does not make BS accurate/true/fact-based.
I will vote for and support the most conservative option available. Currently, that candidate is Senator Ted Cruz.
“SMH. Really? No thanks. Quoting DNC talking points is not cool.”
Yeah but it’s funny.
I tend to think they were right a few years ago when they said it was the most important election of our lifetimes, and we fv<ked that one up, so this one isn't nearly as big a deal as you all want it to be.
Trump has almost done what he's good for, just a couple more losers need to drop out, then he can quit.
He wants to run for president, he doesn't want to BE president.