Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton said that she may use Executive Orders to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton said that she may use Executive Orders to…
…execute dissidents.
…self-pardon.
…order server wipers…
…deal with those pesky “bimbo eruptions” once and for all…
…simplify email rules to “If I want to send it, it’s OK”…
1. Pardon herself.
2. Fire any FBI agent involved in any way in the investigation of her
3. Destroy any evidence collected
Re- define what the meaning of is is.
Hillary Clinton said that she may use Executive Orders to…
just rule baby, just rule.
Hillary Clinton said that she may use Executive Orders to…”
Not only nuke Oklahoma, we’re going to nuke South Carolina and Arizona and North Dakota and Arkansas, and we’re going to nuke Kansas and Nebraska and Kentucky and Tennessee. And we’re going to nuke South Dakota and Indiana and Wyoming and Montana and every other red state. And then we’re going to Washington, D.C. to steal more stuff from the the White House. YAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
Hillary Clinton said that she may use Executive Orders to…
get some good chinese takeout.
Hillary Clinton said that she may use Executive Orders to…
…outlaw elections and declare herself King
@5 – that’s a good one, G.
…force everyone to change their underwear every 30 minutes and wear them on the outside so they can be checked.
. . . declare that war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength.
. . . subdue the proles
. . . declare herself empress for life
…to give herself the authority to issue MORE executive orders.
…send anyone who makes fun of her pantsuit to
AlaskaAmerican Siberia, and then sell it back to the Russians so she can finally afford to may her mortgages.…buy more White House silverware which keeps disappearing somehow.
…finally clear up the most pressing problem facing all of mankind, “What happened at Area 51?”
…get a jump-start on beating the number of Executive Orders Obama will end up giving.
Neuter Bill.
… close Guantanamo Bay on day one.
… ensure that henceforward all criminal penalties include the convicted party’s little dog, too
… alter the deal. Pray she does not alter it further.
… implement strict legislation to ensure a 1-to-1 ratio of newborns and villages to raise them.
…change NASA’s next mission to raising the bar of high crimes and misdemeanors.
…making June National Cankle Appreciation Month.
…building a federal enemies of the Clintons prison, on top of Bernie Sanders.
…adding to her duties the job of alcoholic beverage quality and inebriatory effectiveness tester.
…making Bill the Cuba ambassador, forced to appear nightly on stage with a donkey, while Donald Trump does color commentary.