Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
ISIS plans to shock the world by revealing its ultimate weapon: …
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
ISIS plans to shock the world by revealing its ultimate weapon: …
. . . the Mexi-Cannon?
…the new, improved, streamlined Splodey Dope!
…a Global Heater that will make Barack tremble. (they know what he fears)
Take over all TV’s and Internet Streaming and show Loretta Lynch’s legs 24/7!
I’m starting to run out of brain-bleach, y’all…
(and yes, I bet those dawgs were yelping…)
… sheiks with frickin’ lasers on their heads.
… the Alien Persons Project.
… one more billion added to the U.S. debt.
… more infiltraitors in the U.S. government.
[This is a pretty good SLOTD.. I’m hoping it passes the 50-reply mark.]
ussjimmycarter is back so we might just make it.
… a president that has no verified personal history, can’t differentiate the Malvinas from the Maldives, and has to be corrected by a Democrat television personality when he says “My Muslim faith.”
…an exceedingly uncomfy chair…
… the Daeshtar. (Which is just a big ball of tar, the limit of 6th century technology.)
…4 more years of a communist America hater as “president”…except I doubt it will last 4 years…and it won’t need to.
… the Elysium FU-38 exposive Safe Space Modulator.
Hmmm… I did mine, along the same vein, before I read through the rest of them. GMTA, sometimes weird ones do too.
…Barack Obama”s “Clinton autograph” model ISIS Parser (It depends on what your definition of ISIS is)
…explosive Halalmark greeting cards sent to all Jews and Christians.
…beheaders now outfitted with the deluxe 72 blade Ginsu knife set.
…if you think Islamic Rage Boy is passionate now, wait until his order for X-Ray Spex is delivered.
…see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil monkey-faced liberals have agreed to smell no evil.
…new recruitment centers to entice the world’s vilest predators located next to Target restrooms.
ISIS plans to shock the world by revealing its ultimate weapon: …Barack Obama’s foreign policy in all it’s glory.
…a third term for Obama.
…The All New Manchurian Candidate, now with kung fu grip AND exploding cankles.
ISIS plans to shock the world by revealing its ultimate weapon: …
Barack Obama voters
The Spainish Inqusition! Nobody expects the Spainish Inqusition! Among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise ruthless efficiency and near fanatical devotion to the pope! Um, one minute…
..is the Democrat party.
…issuing a fatwa on soap. Most ISIS fighters already to be found in compliance.
ISIS plans to shock the world by revealing its ultimate weapon: …
raw cookie batter.
patience.
climate change.
ISIS plans to shock the world by revealing its ultimate weapon: …
…outfitting each radical muslim with a portable defibrillation machine.
…John Kerry trying to convince everyone we are winning by losing.
… a suicide West.
… getting those Koran Duran songs stuck in everyone’s mind.
… an incontinental ballistic missile.
… the M-72 shariah LAW.
… shariaht gear.
… the Catholipault.
… Dar es Salaami.
…Co2 bombs.
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie. Wait, is that racist?
The Islamium Jew-86 Implosive Faith Modulator
A giant wooden badger.
…a renegade runaway Russian robot.
…Barack Hussein Obama with an assist by Valarie Jarret followed immediately by
…Hillary Clinton with an assist by Huma Abadin
…A dvd of every speech ever given by Obama. Also known as “the machine” in Princess bride. It sucks years of your life every time your hooked up to it.
…they got their hands on the CIA’s old 60’s era exploding Castro beards.
…flying a kite during a thunderstorm.
…petition the US Supreme Court to review and reinterpret the Koran.