Straight Line of the Day: Last Minute Change – Hillary Clinton’s REAL Running Mate Will Be…

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Last minute change – Hillary Clinton has decided her REAL running mate will be…

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  1. Last minute change – Hillary Clinton has decided her REAL running mate will be…

    her only true partner, Bill. She can do that because she never intended to run afoul of the Constitution.

  2. . . . Voldemort

    . . . Lady Macbeth

    . . . Lucretia Borgia

    . . . Rachel Maddow or Anderson Cooper, whoever is more feminine

    . . . Vince Foster

    . . . Monica Lewinsky, because she has previous experience in the White House

  3. …an angry Muslim, someone the US has catered to for years.

    …a lame gazelle to distract the rabid jackals chasing after her.

    …Roger Ailes, he’ll do anything.

    …Charlie Sheen, he’s done everything else already, though nothing this sordid.

  4. Hillary Clinton has decided her REAL running mate will be…

    …inconsequential since she plans on finishing the destruction of freedom and liberty single-handedly.

    …protected by an 8 foot fence while regurgitating the need for bridges, not walls or fences.

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