Any dude named Towers.
Or chick; it doesn’t matter.
Could he resist “Trump / Towers” as a slogan?
And could the media resist “Fawlty Towers”?
Well, one can dream.
He’ll pick the VP using the tried and true method of reality TV game show. The catch phrase is still a work in progress. “You’re impeached!” punctuated by a fist pump is currently in the lead but, “You just got regulated” & “Uncle Sam says, “See ya”” are both still in the running.
The Punisher.
Lex Luthor.
Tyrion Lannister. He will take care of the National debt.
Bernie Sanders – the unity ticket.
Alan Grayson – the untidy ticket
“700 Ballots Per Minute!!”
FrankJ
Kanye West
Chuck Norris
Hillary, and Hillary should name him. Lose – Lose.
… Tyler 2
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Big Liz Warren! Lock up that Native American vote.
I don’t know who he should pick for VP, but I nominate Trey Gowdy for Attorney General.
In Soviet Amerika, VP picks you.
Me. Really shake thing up.
THe winner of the next season of “The Apprentice”.
Trump will pick Hillary Clinton for VP, and in return she will pick Trump for VP. Either way it’s a lose lose…
My first instinct was “Captain America”, but since Marvel has decided Cap is a facist Hyrda agent he might as well pick Clinton.
Randolph Scott
Randolph Scott?!
?RADOLPH SCOTT?
Can’t he’s Gay.
And dead.
Well, he can be Clinton’s VP pick with a resume like that…especially that dead part…
Still votes
A torpedo:
“Loose Lips / Sink Ships 2016”
…
A spin doctor (OK, if you insist, a spin magician):
“Impulse Power / Deflector Shields 2016”
Any dude named Towers.
Or chick; it doesn’t matter.
Could he resist “Trump / Towers” as a slogan?
And could the media resist “Fawlty Towers”?
Well, one can dream.
Himself
Andrew Card… “Play the Trump Card in 2016”
He’ll pick the VP using the tried and true method of reality TV game show. The catch phrase is still a work in progress. “You’re impeached!” punctuated by a fist pump is currently in the lead but, “You just got regulated” & “Uncle Sam says, “See ya”” are both still in the running.
“See Ya Carcassed, Oligarchist!”
“Read ‘Em & Veep!”
“You can’t spell Successor without Success!”
“You ain’t even close to being Number Two!”
“Burr! Gettin’ cold in here!”
I’d like to amend that to something like:
“Well, you came across like crap, but you’re not Number Two ~~~ GET OUTTA HERE!“
“He, she, or it has bitten;
He, she, or it will bite;
He, she, or it is Biden.”
Tigglypuff – the Perpetual Emotion ticket.
IF YOU EVER put that image in my head again ….
I like Trigglypuff. She? helps me loose weight, every time I hear about it I loose my appetite.
Jigglypuff! Gotta catch ’em all!
Bacon. Kevin Bacon. We do like saying thank you sir, may I have another after the primaries.
Homer Simpson, on the Trump, D’oh ticket.
Homey the Clown, since Obama’s policies will still run the show after he leaves office.
Comey Don’t Play Dat
Gene Simmons from KISS.
Ted Nugent. They can be the Make America Great Again band. Do some Trump Nuggie rock.
Hillary Clinton. That will throw them all off.
Larry, Moe and Curly. Fulfills the Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck plank of the platform.