Had I Been There, I’d Have Pulled the Memory Card Out of My Laptop and Repeatedly Wiped It With a Cloth

Hillary Clinton, under pressure for not holding a press conference for nearly 280 days, was peppered on Monday with questions like, “How was your Labor Day weekend?”; “Are you ready?”; and “Do you have a Labor Day message?”

This makes me angry. I paid that reporter $50 to ask her name, quest, and favorite color.

6 Comments

  1. What?? Nothing about her grandchild or her yoga classes? Reporters invited on the plane finally got their chance to ask what the A.G. of the U.S.would talk about while chatting on a plane and they blew it.

  2. “Ms. Clinton, Ms. Clinton! Over here!”

    “Yes?”

    “Why do you think Oppo can’t do a better job of crafting these stray ideas into a coherent joke?”

    Hillary Clinton
    in:

    Janus Blonde
    Licensed to Kill

    as:
    “Doctor??? No!”

    by:
    I Am Phlegmming

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