Donald Trump told Mexican President Nieto that he should cancel his scheduled visit to Washington if Mexico refuses to pay for a border wall.
Nieto said he’d pay, but only if Trump throws in a free Mexi-cannon so they can reverse-engineer it and make an Ameri-cannon to defeat the evil wall.
Wall?! We don’t got to build no stinkin’ wall!! ~ President Nieto
Mexico is only in favor of an open northern border. Guatemala and Belize? not so much.