Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
More than just an ordinary barrier, Trump’s border wall will feature…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
More than just an ordinary barrier, Trump’s border wall will feature…
Southerly facing Animatronic Rosie O’Donnell’s perched atop the wall every 100 feet programmed with a motion detecting oink alarm. If that won’t scare em, nothing will.
*anatomically correct animatronic Rosie O’Donnell
nude.
… animatronic … set to “constant twerk.”
Even I might vote yes in the U.N. Commission on Human Rights on that.
The downside is the seismic risk the constant twerk setting creates. Though I guess the upside is the possibility that twerk mode will eventually dump southern California in the ocean.
The seismic activity will make tunneling under the wall virtually impossible, so there is that.
…the Mexi-Cannon!
…a series of Wall Marts.
…murals of Walleyed Pike.
More than just an ordinary barrier, Trump’s border wall will feature…
moats filled with sharks with frickin’ laser beams.
the severed heads of his enemies.
the first application of Skynet technology.
…engravings from “The Secret Life of Wallter Middy”.
…Dippin’ Dots kiosks…
…graboids to prevent tunneling.
.. a Bridge of Debt, complete with questions three ere the other side they see.
(“What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the proof that you will legally register once across the border?”)
.. a detention center where all those enumerated by Governor LePetomain are re-directed.
kiosks where potential immigrants can play a game of Mexicannon.
… a turnstiletto.
… a duty-ain’t-free shop.
“turnstilletto” — complete with revolver door.
More than just an ordinary barrier, Trump’s border wall will feature…
Knights who say no mas
.. the TSA platoons.
And this being a family-friendly site, I can only say that the “T” stands for “Tough” and the “A” stands for “Amigo” or “Al-Qaeda.”
… undocumented railguns.
… hopefully, more OUTS than INS.
… a map of the movie stars’ homes.
… And a guide to the nearest sanctimony city.
… interviewers trying to discover meth-heads to the madness.
… complimentary laser forehead dots for the first million line-jumpers.
… Hermanodatory ankle bracelets and “I’m Not Here To Vote Unless I’m Naturalized” forehead tattoos.
A force field so huge that it even resists monsters from the id.
And a robot that replicates tequila.
Special celebrity doors for all the Americans looking to illegally cross into Mexico.
The special part is they’re one way only.
With a starring role in “The One-Way Valve Monologues.”
What, still no takers?
How about the El Presidente Medellin of Freedom?
What, nobody? What the Hecht?
So much for the Downtrodden Peoples’ Choice award.
…Mexicannon designed by Frank J.
McDonalds Drive-Thru service windows.
.. an “Eh?”scalator to Canada.
(Badgers? We don’ need no stinkin’ badgers!”)
.. a test: if they can’t translate “pwned” from English to Spanish, they will be turned away.
More than just an ordinary barrier, Trump’s border wall will feature…
specials door choices that strangely enough only lead to Tigers.
windows to see if the entrant qualifies for a new career of breaking and entering.
all directions to the entrance will be in English.
special “Drive Thru” sections created by the ACME Co.
SJWs who will determine if you are a Minority Hispanic or a White Hispanic.
a teleportation system that returns you back to where you started.
. . . a voice recording of Nelson from “The Simpsons” yelling “HA-HA,” played 24-7.
…a pipeline to allow passage of Cuervo, Kahlua and Corona.
A countdown clock set to infinity for when Mexico cuts the check to pay for it.
A count-up calculator showing how much American citizens have actually paid to build it , plus interest and debt service.
We didn’t hear much from eaglewingz during eight years of Obama. .
And yet, now we hear from eaglewingz daily about the potential that Trump may possibly be lying about future actions.
How odd.
It’s almost as if anyone can post here.
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Rewinding the Tape: How Obama Failed to Deliver on His 13 Main Promises
Grabien News | 01/18/2017 | Grabien
PROMISE vs. RESULT
1. To unite America in a new era of bipartisanship.
In his final “60 Minutes” interview as president, Obama lamented being unable to cure America’s “severe” partisanship.
2. To consult congressional leaders and a to-be-created bipartisan commission before taking military action.
Congress was not consulted before Syria, Iraq (against ISIS), or Libya.
3. To stop spying on Americans not suspected of participating in terrorism.
On Obama’s watch the NSA and FBI were exposed for capturing and retaining Americans’ personal information beyond their legislative authority.
4. To close the Guantanamo Bay Detention Center “immediately.”
The White House has conceded it’s not going to close the center, but it has released most of the detainees.
5. To rein in executive privilege.
After getting frustrated with Republicans, Obama began boasting of using his “pen and phone” to get things done without Congress.
6. To oversee “the most transparent administration in history.”
The Obama Administration set a record for denying the vast majority of FOIA requests.
7. To cut the average American family’s health insurance premiums by $2,500.
Average premiums in 2008: $12,680
Average premiums in 2016: $18,142
8. To not hike taxes on any family earning less than $250,000.
Obama raised or created a number of taxes on the non-rich: tanning salons, cigarette taxes, health-savings accounts, medical devices, and many more.
9. To cut the deficit in half and to stop recklessly growing the national debt.
2008 deficit: $459 billion
2016 deficit: $591 billion
2008 debt: $10.6 trillion
2016 debt: $19.9 trillion
10. To refuse any money from, or meetings with, PACs and lobbyists.
Obama met frequently with lobbyists in the White House and raised money from lobbyists and PACs.
11. To fix the Veterans Affairs system, eliminating waiting lines and improving care.
Obama’s VA kept secret waiting lists (with some showing a backlog of 4,500-plus veterans); the delays cost at least 6 deaths, but potentially dozens more.
12. To end the war in Iraq and win the war in Afghanistan.
The U.S. remains militarily engaged in both countries.
13. To “heal the planet” and lower the oceans.
Obama regularly warns that, despite his best efforts, the oceans are still rising.
More than just an ordinary barrier, Trump’s border wall will feature…
… a whole lot of sad Mexican citizens.
A continuous loop of Hillary’s cackle
Ashley Judd’s sheets.
A high speed train that will get them to the Canadian border in 5 hours.
M-m-m-matt Damon!