Are these scalp-breathing, smelt-chomping terrorists too extreme for Twitter?
Terrorists, obviously, will be hardest hit – especially Extreme ISIS, Extreme Al Qaeda, and other organizations dumb enough to put the word “Extreme” in their names – but rounding out the top ten will be innocent bystanders like:
* Washed-up 80’s glam-rock bands, (and nostalgic 40-somethings tweeting about their prom themes).
* Liquid-cooled gaming motherboards
* Alternative explanations of back-relaxation in ionic polymer metal composites
* Recreational heavy construction equipment operation
* High-performance, all-terrain, water-resistant, portable, solid-state hard drives
and, of course, any organization dedicated to making it easier for normal people to be able to kill the terrorists that Twitter censorship somehow, incomprehensibly, doesn’t manage to stop.
* Biologists and exobiologists (‘extremophiles’)
* Timex watches (“takes a licking and keeps on ticking”)
* Meteorologists (extreme weather caused by global worming)
* Fusion and other high energy physicists
* Bad opera
* The X-Games.
* Cross-multiplying. Twitter will no longer allow the product of the means to equal the product of anything else.
* Fingers and toes. Wait, that’s extremities. Eh, close enough. Ban ’em.