A new survey lists Norway as the world’s happiest country, while the USA is 14th.
Apparently the key to happiness lies in easily stunnable parrots.
A new survey lists Norway as the world’s happiest country, while the USA is 14th.
Apparently the key to happiness lies in easily stunnable parrots.
That’s what Hillary was counting on, anyway.
And Obama?
Brainless meat sacks?
No, the key to happiness is eating large quantities of lutefisk!(salt cod reconstituted by soaking it in lye)
Lutefisk is so passe, Now there is Surströmming (pronounced [²sʉːˌʂʈrœmːɪŋ], Swedish for “sour herring”) it is fermented Baltic Sea herring that has been a part of traditional northern Swedish cuisine since at least the 16th century.
Lutefisk!? Surströmming!? I don’t want to sound like a complainer but could I just get a steak? Medium rare please?
Sure thing! One steak… soaked in lye!
“Medium” rare? Barbarian! Rip off chunks as the cow walks by.