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Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address…
Kellogg Community College in Michigan has agreed to settle a lawsuit stemming from the arrest of students who were handing out free copies of the US Constitution on the school’s campus.
Huh. Must not have given one to the Dean.
Just because something is bad for you doesn’t mean it isn’t good for you. Or something.
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Several major companies are giving their employees $1000 bonuses because of the Trump tax cuts, but House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi dismissed those windfalls as merely “crumbs“.
Yes, I’m sure she’d prefer that we eat cake.
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It’s been a while since I’ve flown, but I think I’ve experienced most of these at one point or another.
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Anti-plastic California lawmakers are considering a law that would include a $1000 fine or even jail time for waiters who give their customers plastic straws.
Spitting in your food is still ok, though, because technically that’s organic.
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Democrats think Trump will get us into a nuclear war. Or, even worse,…
Evil Democrat mastermind George Soros said that President Trump has the US “set on a course towards nuclear war“.
Yes. And like Truman, it’ll be one we win.
I love old movies.
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