Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To get Democrats to end the government shutdown, Republicans…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To get Democrats to end the government shutdown, Republicans…
…traded Lindsey Graham, Susan Collins and Jeff Flake for some magic beans…
Please have them trade Juan McCain too
…said “Walls? We don’t need no stinking walls!”…
offered to tell them the proper pronunciation of ‘covfefe’
threatened to play recordings of Hillary Clinton speeches
offered them Hookers and Blow, the Senators from Massachusetts
I think you mean Senators Hookers and Baloney.
I didn’t even think they still bothered to have Senators from Massachusetts, they just put 2 votes up on the board for whichever way Chuckie Shumer voted.
To get Democrats to end the government shutdown, Republicans…
simply told the Democrats “No.”
To get Democrats to end the government shutdown, Republicans…
had Trump put out a mean tweet that hurt their feelings.
…pointed out that if the shutdown continued, Trump would go down in history as the President who saved the country from the impending debt bomb.
To get Democrats to end the government shutdown, Republicans…
did nothing which is usually the best response when small children threaten to hold their breath until they get their way.
To get Democrats to end the government shutdown, Republicans…
pointed out they also would not get paid while it was shut down.
took their Inflate-a-Dates away and told them they wouldn’t get them back until they behaved themselves.
… gave them the bill with a Crayola font.
…offer a plea deal to keep Inmate Obama from going to Gitmo but to Terre Haute Federal Prison.
To get Democrats to end the government shutdown, Republicans…
told them to pull the other one, it had bells on it.
…gave them a timeout and a talking to.
Asked them to please, please, please don’t throw them in da briar patch.
To get Democrats to end the government shutdown, Republicans…
tell them Trump was for it.
…promised to bring in snacks for everyone the second Tuesday of next week.
TACOS!