[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]
Personally, I’m offended by this cartoon’s insensitive portrayal of Bewhiskered-Americans
[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]
Personally, I’m offended by this cartoon’s insensitive portrayal of Bewhiskered-Americans
Whenever a big city nearby has a buyback program our local gun rights organization collects donations of broken or unwanted guns. They turn them in and use the buyback money for supporting pro-2A efforts.
I’m sure others do the same.
What on earth is an unwanted gun?
One that nobody makes ammo for anymore?
We’re on the Island of Misfit Guns
Here we don’t want to stay
We want to travel with Harvey Claus
In his magic sleigh!
A pack full of heat
Is a wonderful thing
For those who are bitter
And throwbacks who cling
When Christmas Day is here
The most wonderful day of the year….
“Who wants a failure-to-eject in the box?”
Or a Choo-choo with a square wheelgun?
I’m sittin’ in a police station
Got a ticket from the police nation
Mmm – mm – mmn
Monitors and owner bans
Lawsuit cases, tar in hand
And every story’s neatly planned
For abhorred tales: one-man brigands
Home Defense
I wish I had
Home Defense
Home
Where crime’s escalating
Home
Where I’m through just playing
Home
Laws eliminating
Silencers for keeps.
Every day’s an endless stream
Of negatives
On magazines.
Mmm – mm – mmn . . .
I thought that guy looked like you, Harvey, but I didn’t want to say anything…
Jon Arbuckle’s outlaw cousin is at it again!
Harvey’s evil twin
… who exclaims “What are you waiting for? Stop him! I’m the real Harvey!”
If I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it a thousand times.
I always wanted to set up a booth so they have to pass me to get in line, and offer something closer to what it’s worth. I’m sure they’d arrest me