… are surprise and fur. And a fanatical devotion to its owner.
Amongst its features are such diverse elements as: cadmium, nickel, tongue-stan or woofram.
I’ll come in again.
.
… It ain’t nothin’ but a Honda
Crying all the time
It ain’t nothin’ but a Honda
Cry-cryin’ all the time
It ain’t never caught a robot
And it ain’t no friend of mimes …
A built in GPS tracking device so the Government, errrr, I mean the dog will always know where you are. Yup. The Dog. Not the government. Completely ignore I even mentioned that. For your own good.
…it can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are licked to death!
is its ability to leave robot poo all over your neighbor’s lawn.
is that it will bark insanely at any other mechanical or electronic device.
is its delightful habit of humping your vacuum cleaner.
…it will verify the news before it retrieves the newspaper. If the paper does not meet its standards, it will deliver it to the puppy training area.
…it can clean up the oil puddle stains it leaves on your carpet.
…is that unlike the prototype, the new one doesn’t look like it came directly from Alien 3. It’ll still kill you, though.
…each one has its own name it responds to: “Here model J25E SN4598221…here, boy”
…the innate desire to take ‘best in show’ at Westminster.
…”That’s a good bot – good bot”…
Now for sale, a robot dog. Among its features…
can only run as far as his extension cord.
Now for sale, a robot dog. Among its features…
It can fetch better than Alexa or Siri.
It doesn’t shed.
except those electrons.
…fireproof Lickium Batteries.
… is the “Press To Play” button.
…. it can be the next Mars Rover.
… it has a Hertz collar to keep it free from bugs.
… it may have a defect, though, if there’s a spaniel in the works.
… it’s a babe electromagnet.
… very few megabites.
(I should have mentioned it has a Paws button too.)
… someone has to name theirs “Rentin’ Tin.” Or Infrared Rover.
… as opposed to most dogs, it is not dangerous if it’s charging.
Someone else might call their WiFido.
… are surprise and fur. And a fanatical devotion to its owner.
Amongst its features are such diverse elements as: cadmium, nickel, tongue-stan or woofram.
I’ll come in again.
.
… It ain’t nothin’ but a Honda
Crying all the time
It ain’t nothin’ but a Honda
Cry-cryin’ all the time
It ain’t never caught a robot
And it ain’t no friend of mimes …
…it chases electric sheep.
…auto-retracting “Red Rocket”.
Ah, so!
I liked the first comment, but now that the second one dawns on me, I like it too.
… is the constant reminder of what kind of modulator to use: “RF! RF! RF!”
… it attacks the email man.
Now for sale, a robot dog. Among its features…
can handle the upgrade to Frikkin’ laser beams on it’s head!
…able to fetch me the tacos and beer I want and need.
…able to fetch me a naked, sexy, and pretty girl.
…robot fleas!
Do android dogs dream of electric cats?
Now for sale, a robot dog. Among its features…
A built in GPS tracking device so the Government, errrr, I mean the dog will always know where you are. Yup. The Dog. Not the government. Completely ignore I even mentioned that. For your own good.
…it can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are licked to death!
A refrigerator compartment for advanced beverage fetching
it doesn’t just play dead. It is dead. Until you reboot it.
Now for sale, a robot dog. Among its features…
a bottle opener, but there is still some controversy about where it is installed.
And it runs to the kitchen when it hears a can opener is needed.
Now for sale, a robot dog. Among its features…
the Swiss Model comes with a corkscrew.
…. Corgiscrew?
{In Liverpudlian voice:} “No, thank you.
… It’s a Lhasa Appstore.
… its software is worm-free.
…. it has intelligence superior to its robot owner, Slingbladerunner.
… its cameo in “Scooper Troopers.”
… its dangerous tendency to play “Pack v. Man.” (Mentioned only in the fine print of the end user agreement.)
With the blue pantsuit accessory it can serve as a Hillary $ex doll.
It can lick its nuts… and bolts.
It chases the buss
Its bark is worse than its byte
It can be taken siriusly
Call him… World.
….it will throw Timmy down the well if he gets on your lawn.
… extensive use of the phrase “that does not compute” when listening to liberals
… they can stay outside in the dead of winter to guard your house, as they are immune to all Democrat weather-related hoaxes
… and to global de-worming
… it’s a Base10-ji
… a Bouvier des Flanges
(if it uses flanges in its construction)
… a cardboard-boxer?