Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Republicans voted to release a secret memo that proves that Democrats…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Republicans voted to release a secret memo that proves that Democrats…
…love their memory holes.
and their memes about them.
Republicans voted to release a secret memo that proves that Democrats…
have secretly replaced the regular coffee served in the Congressional cafeteria with Folgers Crystals.
Republicans voted to release a secret memo that proves that Democrats…
should just be allowed to have their hookers and blow and be kept as far away from actual power as possible.
Republicans voted to release a secret memo that proves that Democrats…
Naughty by Nature
Republicans voted to release a secret memo that proves that Democrats…
just can’t help being unmitigated liars.
…don’t deserve their name.
…violated double-secret probation.
…haven’t changed much since 1861.
In fairness they do get other people to pay for their enslavement of blacks these days.
True. They can also claim that black employment rate was almost 100% under them prior to secession.
…still love free stuff.
Republicans voted to release a secret memo that proves that Democrats…
gotta Demagogue. And you can’t spell Democrat without it. Well you can but you get my drift. This seemed to be relevant.
…are Demon rats
…are hooked on OPiuM (Other Peoples Money)
…have infiltrated the Republican ranks with traitors, spies, and double agents…
Republicans voted to release a secret memo that proves that Democrats…
operate like the British Civil Service.
have cooties.
are all sitzpinklers.
throw like girls.
like their women just a little on the trashy side.
… are rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a– -kickers, s–t-kickers and Methodists.
In a rebuttal, Maxine Waters said Elizabeth Warren is not an Indian agent.
Elizabeth Warren is not an Indian agent. She is a Secret Indian agent.
You misspelled kissers, methinks.
Are trying to smuggling bagels into the Krispy Kreme Challenge.
Republicans voted to release a secret memo that proves that Democrats…
…were also wondering what Pelosi had stuck in her teeth.
…still have VCRs that are blinking 12:00.
…believe there really is a free lunch.
…can’t seem to get a handle on Trump.
Pelosi had nothing stuck in her teeth…she just forgot to apply Fixodent to them before she put them in her mouth.
…eat paste.
… are trying to talk Oprah out of picking Hillary as a running mate in 2020.
That’s just diguesting enough to be true.
hold their fingers under their armpits, then sniff them.
And that’s also just diguesting enough to be true.
…are stranded upstream and in the middle of Fecal Matter Creek and do not have access to any manual propulsion assist device.
Avoiding moderation while making a valid point. Well done
…have the intelligence of a monkey on crack, the honesty of Satan and the moral standing of a NAMBLA convention.
…were on the grassy knoll!
Don’t like real American dreamers.
#CitizenDreamerHere
are a nightmare to American Dreamers.