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High school acquaintance “would have totally been Special Forces” had he enlisted
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I’m sure I would have been a hardcore quartermaster. I would have filled the He** out of those requisition forms!
“If ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’ were candy and nuts, we’d all be fat by Christmas.”