Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
went for the pu$$y grab
…said: “Your Fired!”
Used the Prince’s keffiyeh as a napkin.
…said “Nice dress. Did it come with a matching handbag?”
…shook hands left handed.
…shook hands, leaned in close to the Prince’s ear, and whispered “Bowing is for pu$$ies…”
…decided to lighten the mood with a joke. “The Pope, a Reverend and a Rabbi all walk into a bar…”
…put both hands on his orb…
…asked for a personal tour of Mecca…
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
asked, “So how’s Jasmine doing”?
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
asked where he parked his magic carpet.
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
asked him if he spoke Russian, just to be on the safe side.
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
said, “dirka, dirka, dirka.”
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
asked, “You are not planning on putting up any signs on the moon, are you?”
That’s my job.
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
said, “pull my finger.”
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
remarked, “Nice Obi Wan outfit but Halloween isn’t for few months.”
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
asked if he wanted to “Rock the Casbah”.
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
told him to “Sheikh his booty.”
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
wanted to know if he thought there were Aliens because…there are Aliens.
offered to sell him Hillary for two goats.
(that was supposed to be a new comment, not a reply)
Would the Prince go that high for Hillary?
asked the Prince, “Your fathers in Saudi do so much for their sons, how come the first time the sons get in front of a TV camera, the first thing out of the their mouths is Imam.”
wanted to know if the Prophet Mohammed had really wanted one more rematch with George Foreman.
…walked like an Egyptian.
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
accused him of exploiting the workers. Hanging on to outdated, imperialistic dogma which perpetuates the difference in his society.
..should have peed on the Queen, Fatima Kulsum Zohar.
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
…asked if he was related to the late pop-star, Prince.
…did his Michigan J. Frog impression.
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hello my baby hello my honey hello my raghead pal
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said, “How do you get all this sand outta your crack?”
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
asked if they got that trade deal straightened out back in Naboo.
Awkward… while meeting the Prince of Saudi Arabia, President Trump…
asked which of his wives he stopped beating.
To which he chuckled and said, “None of them.”
…asked if he could get to meet Ahab.
…had to apologize for checking to see if Mrs. Prince had a camel under the tent.
…looked around and said jeez, this is what I invisioned Iran looking like after we nuked it.
Looking at his headscarf… “Wow, I like playing checkers too! I guess you get bored of saying ‘King me!’ In America we have Denny’s , and they have tablecloths like that…Do you have Denny’s here? Their food is HUUUGE! All the bacon you can eat! Do you have a pet goat? Want one? I know a guy…