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    • Legal Definition of res ipsa loquitur: a doctrine or rule of evidence in tort law that permits an inference or presumption that a defendant was negligent in an accident injuring the plaintiff on the basis of circumstantial evidence if the accident was of a kind that does not ordinarily occur in the absence of negligence.

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  34. … “White-knuckle flights are RACIST!”

    … when someone called the flight attendant a stewardess.

    … when they were told they needed to be upright, at least during take-off and landing.

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  35. … but it turned out it was Fergie trying to sing the “Star Spangled Banner.”

    … when asked if they had waited in line and entered the plane legally, and if they had a photo ID.
    (“Unticketed passenger? But this industry was built on passengers!”)

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  37. Must’ve been a Democrat… a crazy person on a plane started screaming…

    … because they realized that once they landed, they’d be right back in a world with GUNS!!1!1!

    … because the two-year-old in the seat behind them was too mature for that.

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  39. … because they were vertigo signalling.

    … to protest White Mile High privilege.

    … because the skymall is owned by some fat cats, driving bricks-and-mortar aerial souvenir stores right out of business. And: it has no safe space.

    … because the in-flight viewing choices were “The Guns of Navaronne” or “Have Gun Will Travel.”

    … because someone pointed out that — like Trump’s presidency — thrust was overcoming drag. That someone, incidentally, was me. Heh.

    … because the unisex bathroom didn’t proudly proclaim itself a unisex bathroom. And it was pointed out that it got that way without protests or the intervention of the Supreme Court. By me.

    … I patiently explained to them that their complimentary drink was, in fact, paid for — it was just hidden in the price of the ticket.

    … they realized they’d have to sit next to me for the rest of the flight.

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  46. Must’ve been a Democrat… a crazy person on a plane started screaming…

    “I am entitled to a first class seat, you rayciss.” (statement credited to unnamed national embarrassment Democrat House representative from Houston)

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