Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now attacking people on golf courses…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now attacking people on golf courses…
Now attacking people on golf courses…
I am not saying it was Aliens, but… it was Aliens.
I’m not saying it was Aryans… but, it was Aryans.
I’m not saying it was Agrarians … But it was Agrarians.
I’m not saying it was Aquarians, but it was Aquarians.
I’m not saying it was Assyrians, but… it was Assyrians.
I’m not saying it was Armenians….. but, it was Armenians.
I’m not saying it was Arborens but… it was Arborens.
Duck season!
I’m not saying they were Austrians, but Obama said they spoke Austrian, so they couldn’t possibly be Austrian.
…or Austrailian
Now attacking people on golf courses…
Former Presidents, oh the irony.
Yeah but only the former presidents that have become zombies.
Now attacking people on golf courses…
Duck… Duck… Duck… GOOSE!
Now attacking people on golf courses…
Maverick’s RIO.
Now attacking people on golf courses…
Victoria Secret Models and yes I do have a 7:30 Tee Time today.
Now attacking people on golf courses…
is a common practice among radical environmentalists.
…the agony of defeat.
…Pedro Cerrano, searching for “hats for bats”…
Is very bad to steal Jobu’s pun….very bad.
Jim Acosta, trying to find somebody to pay attention to him.
antifa
Randa Jarrar, who’s found something new to be angry at for no good reason.
She’s angry because white men keep hitting golf balls around her grazing pasture.
O.J. Simpson
Only if he thinks you’re the real killer.
Everyone on the [insert Blazing Saddles list] except Methodists
Why not the Methodists…they hate golf.
That belligerent Amish Lives Matter group
Sand Trap People.
Covfefe
Judge Smails
Yips, shanks, and whiffs
David Fe-hurt-ye
Slow play
Frank J Fleming, trying to get them to sign up for his newsletter.
The man is popping up everywhere!
Bully Baru
Slashenger
Carl Spackler
Balled people.
Swing away, Merrill
… birdies and eagles, with Hitchcockian irony.
… jihadis trying to run over people with electric golf carts. They haven’t actually thought this through.
… not sure, but the headline should read: “CaddyShock!”
CNN camera trucks.
Is this one of those slicer movies?
… Baseball catcher Gunderson. Poor Pincus. Poor little Pincus.
[/Seinfeld]
… some sicko giving players sand wedgies and pitching wedgies.
… Bruce Jenner, because people keep telling him which set of tees to use.
… affirmative action players, who think they should be able to drop the ball wherever they want to because for so many millenia their ancestors never even played the game.
Roy McAvoy.
…James “Clubber” Lang.
…the cast of Hamilton.
…an emaciated Hillary Clinton emerging from the trees onto the fairway in search of Trump’s balls.
…a vengeance seeking gopher who thinks they all look like Bill Murray to him.
…leftists opposed to returning asylum seeking divots.
…Bill Clinton at any LPGA event.
…Charles Barkley…oh wait, that’s just his normal back swing.
…people for the ethical treatment of Argyll.