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Archive of entries posted on May 2018
Icebreaker: If You Could Live in Any Country, Where Would You Live?
Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you could live in any country, where would you live?
Either America, or whichever country is more awesome than America.
So, America.
It Was Like Having a Tubby John Wayne As President
Straight Line of the Day: The LA Rams’ New Football Stadium Cost $4 Billion, But It Includes…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The LA Rams’ new football stadium cost $4 billion, but it includes…
The Illustrated Frank J: But at Least the Ozone Hole Got Fixed, Or So I Infer From the Silence
Kneel Before Zod!
A new study shows that, although humans comprise just 0.01% of all life, they have destroyed 83% of wild mammals.
That’s right, we make species extinct as a hobby. Don’t mess with us. Looking at you, mosquitoes…
Wednesday Night Open Thread
You say “tomato” I say … eh, you know the song.
What’s on your mind? Got something to share? It’s Wednesday Night Open Thread. You’re running the show.
Who wants to start?
Ain’t a District in Chicago That Could Say the Same
Despite their country spiraling down into economic ruin, Venezuelan overwhelmingly voted to re-elect socialist President Nicolas Maduro for another 6-year term.
People are saying the election was fixed, which is just ridiculous. It was so above-board, Hugo Chavez only voted for Maduro once.
Apparently, Gravity Is Actually a Thing
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #708,012)
Best comment:
“I bet the 39.6ms is the time the bullet takes to leave the barrel after it’s fired. I’m pretty sure they drop the bullet when the trigger is pulled, not when the bullet leaves the barrel”
Link of the Day: We’re Not Baking You a Cake, Either
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Why Do Liberals Think We Are Morally Obligated To Die To Make Them Happy?
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Icebreaker: You Can Have an Unlimited Supply of One Thing For the Rest of Your Life. What Is It?
Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
You can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What is it?
Cookies.
No matter how big a batch I make, they always run out eventually. That’s frustrating.
Same with backyard safari tigers. Seems like I’m re-stocking every week.
I Like This New Second Amendment Protocol
Straight Line of the Day: Didn’t See That One Coming. The Pope Just Said It’s OK to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
The Illustrated Frank J: See? They Don’t All Want to Murder Us in Our Sleep
They’re Not Sinks, They’re “Hobo Bathtubs”
Starbucks said it’s creating an official policy that allows all guests to use its cafes, including its restrooms, whether or not they make a purchase.
How about this… restrooms are locked, and if you don’t show a receipt, you get the key with keychain that says “too cheap to buy a cup of coffee” on it.