Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The LA Rams’ new football stadium cost $4 billion, but it includes…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The LA Rams’ new football stadium cost $4 billion, but it includes…
The LA Rams’ new football stadium cost $4 billion, but it includes…
padded kneeling benches.
The LA Rams’ new football stadium cost $4 billion, but it includes…
hookers & blow service right at your seat.
lodging for several thousand illegal aliens.
a message board asking attendees to sign up for FrankJ’s newsletter.
The LA Rams’ new football stadium cost $4 billion, but it includes…
room to allow the construction of homeless shanty towns in the aisles.
The LA Rams’ new football stadium cost $4 billion, but it includes…
extra room for your emotional support Elephant.
…87 bathrooms, one for each gender.
…a golden throne for King Goodell to sit on and Safe Zones for Anthem Kneelers.
… $6 billion of debt to the next generation
…concierge pan-handling…
…game programs in 17 languages…
Ushers that speak not just the common colloquial language, but also English.
LA-iens
Or maybe just Kathy Ireland.
…TV booth cones of silence… for games that Cris Collinsworth gives the play by play.
A government mandated No Earthquake Zone
.. dollar-for-dollar matching funds, on pallets, for Iran.
The LA Rams’ new football stadium cost $4 billion, but it includes…
French fries and a small diet Coke.
… pop-up cutouts in each seat to give the stadium the appearance of being full
The LA Rams’ new football stadium cost $4 billion, but it includes…
…complimentary after dinner mints.
…carbon free zones.
…a chance to see a decent NFL team every two or thee weeks or so…
The LA Rams’ new football stadium cost $4 billion, but it includes…
Seperate seating for rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and a seperate bar for Methodists.
Mexican bandits? Is that what they are calling MS-13 these days?
No, MS-13 members are being called Animals these days.
Not by the brave defenders of their virtue in Congress and the Media.
…an $8 billion parking garage.
…4 dollars an hour recently immigrated stadium workers.
…wheels and a trailer hitch.
…NO SPIKE LEE SEATING!!! Sweet deal.
…restraint straps on Hollywood industry seats.
…new helmet and end zone logos of giant suckers.
…a location of within 10 miles, or 5 hours driving, of it’s 4,000 Rams fans.
…DD cup holders.