The German army is so underfunded that, during a recent military exercise, they used broomsticks painted black instead of actual guns.
Could be worse. At least they didn’t have to bite pistols out of Pop Tarts.
The German army is so underfunded that, during a recent military exercise, they used broomsticks painted black instead of actual guns.
Could be worse. At least they didn’t have to bite pistols out of Pop Tarts.
…And no wonder when biting pistols out of Pop Tarts can get you kicked out of school.
https://www.mrctv.org/blog/boy-who-bit-pop-tart-shape-gun-has-suspension-upheld
Now’s a perfect time for Poland to get some payback.
I…..zzyzxski agree.
Does it have a cherry frosting bayonet? You might get a decent edge from sugar.
Broomsticks? Do they call themselves Dumbledore’s army?
Damnitt Schultz, I said “boomsticks”, not “broomstick”!
Does that mean they are “assault brooms”?
Dammit Schultz, I said bring me “a” mine sweeper!
In a related story the Grand Duchy of Fenwick demands territorial concessions in Bavaria.