Straight Line of the Day: Democrats Suggest That Instead of Kavanaugh for SCOTUS, Republicans Should Nominate…

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Democrats suggest that instead of Kavanaugh for SCOTUS, Republicans should nominate…

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  1. …Henry C. “Hank” Johnson Jr. U.S. Representative for Georgia’s 4th congressional district, serving since 2007. He is a member of the Democratic Party. The district is based in DeKalb County, a largely suburban county east of Atlanta.

  2. Judge Dredd

    Steve Bannon

    Melania Trump, so that we men can fantasize about what she looks like under that robe

    Glenn Reynolds, so that when Dianne Feinstein, Patrick Leahy, or any of the other nine Democrat goons on the Senate Judiciary Committee asks a particularly inane question, Glenn can put a puppy into a blender, start the blender, and tell the questioner, “You’re next”.

  3. …any socialist not named Hitler.

    …someone who will clean up the streets of San Francisco, so any of their homeless willing to relocate.

    …as a compromise, one of the cops who decided arrest on a coin flip.

    …Harvey Weinstein, he needs the work and even he won’t hit on those female justices.

  4. …anybody evolved enough to accept that the only legitimate use for a gun is to enforce slave owner powers of the United States Congress…

    …otherwise known as the union boss of the dream police.

  5. …someone with absolutely no sense of humor or decorum and who has that look of a female SCOTUS Justice, so maybe Kathy Griffin, or any other weather beaten gargoyle with delusions of being more than a poop repository at a pigeon perch.

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