Geophysicists report that several large earthquakes have struck off the coast of Canada.
Not sure which is going to happen first: Democrats blaming Trump for them, or Trump claiming credit for them and threatening the world with more unless they do what America wants.
@SurrealDonaldTrump 1h
Canada’s coastlines flow like their syrup. Sad!
#JoinUSMCA
@SurrealDonaldTrump 1hr1m
Has AdJustin’-Eyebrows Trudeau looked at this recent deal? It’s a win for Canada. Too bad he doesn’t embrace the (very short-lived) offer!
#EnforceUSMCA
@SurrealDonaldTrump 1hr 1.1m
Never had Canadian beer. Hear from Blasey-Ford it’s water!
#BuyAmerican
@SurrealDonaldTrump 1hr 2m
Will failing CNN report that the earthquakes struck off Guam instead of Canada, possibly tipping it?