Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A university has banned clapping. Now, in order to show approval, students will…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A university has banned clapping. Now, in order to show approval, students will…
…use loud flatulence.
BOOF!
…clap with one hand.
…start tar & feathering Marxist students who continue to clap at their Marxist Professors.
…sit silently and slowly nod their heads, one time only…
…up twinkles!
I’m trying to figure out if that’s more or less funny since it’s actually true.
…pay a special “Approval Fee”…
…bend over at the waist and chant, “Thank you, (insert appropriate gender identifier here), may I have another?”…
A university has banned clapping. Now, in order to show approval, students will…
blink morse code like captives of a repressive regime.
Now, in order to show approval, students will…
Demanding any show of approval is Racist! Patriarchal! and Fascist!
and discriminatory against those whom the group does not approve.
A university has banned clapping. Now, in order to show approval, students will…
fill out the appropriate forms, in triplicate.
…just catch the fish with their mouths.
…slap each other for their white privilege.
…rub their unshaven thighs together like crickets.
…signal approval with the smoke of burning books. But only if you are Native American.
A university has banned clapping. Now, in order to show approval, students will…
shout, “Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!”
Say baaaa like sheep
A university has banned clapping. Now, in order to show approval, students will…
cut down down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring!
Bismark is a herring.
A university has banned clapping. Now, in order to show approval, students will…
fart.
chew gum and spit it on the sidewalk
. . . establish exclusive “Well Done!” zones for all right-thinking people with approved ideas; say, in the ratio of ten women to each man.
Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn’t that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Oppo: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious . . . service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics, which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Russian Ambassador: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
… simply stay awake during class
…do silly walks. And then everyone gets a ticket for Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B.
motorboat women’s breasts
Be fair, all gender’s breasts can be motorboated.
Unfortunately, yes.
protest conservatives
Give a harumph!
Tweet in all CAPS
bump their covfefe’s together.
say, “Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!
Toss Scooby Snacks
…immediately delve into The Two Minutes Hate.
…wilt.
Trick question. They don’t approve of ANYTHING!
…invent a new pronoun to use instead of he or she.
…scream at the sky.
“SERENITY NOW!”
…do the hokey-pokey.
Hey now…
…design an “Approval Matrix” that takes into account all of one’s intersectionality status and victimhood standing, and allot opinion levels based on same (which means, shut up, white boy!)…
They banned the clapping but they didn’t ban the clap. Too bad.