Bravely bold Mz Hillary went forth to campaign a lot,
she was not afraid, not brave Mz Hillary.
She was not afraid of questions
posed by friends
with liberal adoration
of no end.
Brave, brave, brave Mz Hillary.
… quoted the line from Accius, “Oderint, dum metuant!” (“Let them hate so long as they fear”), a motto that is said to have appealed to the tyrant Caligula.
…took steps to solidify her support, tripped, and couldn’t get up…
…was greeted by a crowd of several people.
…was startled by some red powder and then yelled at some staffers in a strange, echoy voice.
…tried out a new Captain Kangaroo pant suit and then peed in it….and then pooped in it.
…accidently transposed two letters and found herself on trial instead of trail.
…dodged sniper fire from political rivals…
Bernie bros are at it again?
…tried out her latest pantsuit/exoskeleton hybrid…
…said “Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can get your country to do for me!”…
…was caught in a hotel room with hookers and blow. In response, the Media pressed the republicans on why they insist on invading her privacy.
Uh oh… while out on the campaign trail, Hillary…
got lost.
Uh oh… while out on the campaign trail, Hillary…
was forced to eat her Media Minstrels…and there was much rejoicing.
Bravely bold Mz Hillary went forth to campaign a lot,
she was not afraid, not brave Mz Hillary.
She was not afraid of questions
posed by friends
with liberal adoration
of no end.
Brave, brave, brave Mz Hillary.
Kept hearing shouts of “That’s no moon.”
Uh oh… while out on the campaign trail, Hillary…
was pestered by a large wooden badger.
obviously
…or was mistaken for a giant wooden badger
saved money by just crossing out the T on old ‘Trump for President’ signs
obtained a major sponsor endorsement from “Trout Sniffer Stout”
… got the crowd energized with the chant, “Lock me up, lock me up . . .”
… burned the Shamwow she said she used to wipe her server clean.
…was continually being freaked out by little dutch boys.
Uh oh… while out on the campaign trail, Hillary…
…boofed while play Devils Triangle, then yelled out “I like beer!!!”
accidentally lost another election
tried to cough up some more illegal voters
asked for a recount
Became the compensated spokesperson for Ricola
…got Bill to come along by saying, “Time to hit the Campaign Tail.”
That a good one!
… cackled, and then said, “and your little dog too.”
…almost fought the Vicious Chicken of Bristol
The vicious Chicken, Bill Kristol.
…was almost hit by a flying shoe (true story). It was a Gucci shoe (no proof).
… said Brett Kavanaugh inflicted numerous bruises on her at a party years ago by repeatedly hitting her with a ten foot pole.
11-foot pole…Nobody in their right mind would use a 10-foot pole…
…reflexively went into bimbo eruption mode when told the topic should be proper sucker punch etiquette.
…was so drunk she had to be tossed out of the vehicle.
…slurred some words about her yeast infection being disqualified from appointment to the SCOTUS.
#2 rocks
quoted the book of Punter, Chapter 9, Verse 17: “All we have to fear is me.”
… quoted the line from Accius, “Oderint, dum metuant!” (“Let them hate so long as they fear”), a motto that is said to have appealed to the tyrant Caligula.
Was told she could not bring her support flying monkey on board the plane.
…charged and had to be tranquilized.
…woke in a pool of her own vomit with a tattoo on her boob that said “Coulda had me!”
Accidentally told the truth but quickly recanted.
Rode in on her witches broom equiped with a seatbelt to prevent her from flying off the handle.