Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During the recount, they found a box marked “ballots” in Florida. Inside was…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During the recount, they found a box marked “ballots” in Florida. Inside was…
During the recount, they found a box marked “ballots” in Florida. Inside was…
I’m not saying it was very small Aliens forging ballots for Democrats but…it was very small Aliens forging ballots for Democrats.
They were little Alien Gonzales’, but we sent them back.
…another smaller box. Russians are suspected.
During the recount, they found a box marked “ballots” in Florida. Inside was…
a load of single, mismatched socks.
During the recount, they found a box marked “ballots” in Florida. Inside was…
Jack.
….kittens! Awww….
I guess that answered Schrodinger’s question.
During the recount, they found a box marked “ballots” in Florida. Inside was…
a possibly alive, but also possibly dead cat.
During the recount, they found a box marked “ballots” in Florida. Inside was…
improperly marked ballots.
During the recount, they found a box marked “ballots” in Florida. Inside was…
a world of pure imagination…
..Judge Crater…
…a box of Cracker Jacks with a hanging chad inside.
During the recount, they found a box marked “ballots” in Florida. Inside was…
A large collectIon of ballads and folk music from thr 1930’s.
…a ballot and a note, signed: Serge Storms. And a bomb.
…a python named Monty.
…copies of, ironically, Al Gore’s An Incovenient Truth.
…a glass box of early votes and a small hammer.
…a recipe that begins, “prepare 50,000 ballots”…
During the recount, they found a box marked “ballots” in Florida. Inside was…
the missing evidence from the Kelner case.
… Jimmy Hoffa and a couple million Democrat ballots on microfilm.
…a feeble looking creature named “Hope,” who was wondering where all of the election ills had gone.
Western Civ Bacon!
…a stone tablet with an inscription saying 11: Thy Shalt Not Count All Republican Votes.
…a map, compass, flare gun and a cyanide pill.
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all that.
But only once.
During the recount, they found a box marked “ballots” in Florida. Inside was a sign labeled Orange Man Bad
The votes of rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists. And yes they were all for the Democrat candidates except for the votes of the Methodists.
5000 ballots for Al Gore
From 2000?
No, 2001. Ballots from Hollywood celebrities. They opened in and said “My God, it’s full of stars…”