I’ve Never Seen a Nativity Like This Before, But I Find Myself Strangely Drawn to It Posted by Harvey on 25 December 2018, 7:00 am [High Praise! to MTBR]
TV Evangelist: “Did you hear that, brethren? Yea, amen! He said, “Dibs on Baby Jesus!” Now, how many of us, in our hearts, have that attitude?” DamnCat: “No, I meant . . . .” {Congregation glares.} DamnCat: “Never Mind.” Reply to this comment
Judge: “Did DamnCat try to eat a figurine out of the display?” Oppo (pounding table): “Hors d’oeuvre in the court!” {Court glares} Reply to this comment
Now that is original.
Dibs on Baby Jesus!
TV Evangelist: “Did you hear that, brethren? Yea, amen! He said, “Dibs on Baby Jesus!” Now, how many of us, in our hearts, have that attitude?”
DamnCat: “No, I meant . . . .”
{Congregation glares.}
DamnCat: “Never Mind.”
Judge: “Did DamnCat try to eat a figurine out of the display?”
Oppo (pounding table): “Hors d’oeuvre in the court!”
{Court glares}
“O Griddle Town of Bethlehem”
by the Vienna Sausage Choir
{Moon Nukers glare}
Hey now! That’s not kosher!