Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to get elected President, Bernie Sanders would need…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to get elected President, Bernie Sanders would need…
…an unlimited supply of virgin blood…
Which is readily available in self identified males in his campaign offices…
In order to get elected President, Bernie Sanders would need…
well I am not saying its a lot of Alien votes but… its a lot of Alien votes.
…a quirky, lovable sidekick for a running mate…
A bearded Gary Coleman shouting about the rent too damn high?
…an army of NPC’s. Seems like he may have a corner on this demographic.
In order to get elected President, Bernie Sanders would need…
massive voter fraud… and he might just be able to get it.
…those meddling kids to just stop…
In order to get elected President, Bernie Sanders would need…
a large wooden badger.
…socialism to work, one time, anywhere in the world…
In order to get elected President, Bernie Sanders would need…
a little luck, lots of pluck and millions of people who don’t give a f**k.
In order to get elected President, Bernie Sanders would need…
271 Electoral votes.
That’d never work.
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In order to get elected President, Bernie Sanders would need…
help from Vladimir Putin.
to move to Venezuela.
…BIG JIM SLADE! Big Jim, former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, is outfitted with various whips, chains, and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off! Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!
…every other candidate to drop out of the election.
…to be Donald Trump.
…NFL referees in charge of the Electoral College…
…you’re flagged for roughing the constituency
No flag.
That’s the problem.
Both in NFL and USA.
And no respect for the Constituency.
… a cure for electoral dysfunction.
…and little Blue state Pills ain’t gonna do the trick
Surprise.
Surprise and fear.
Surprise, fear, and a nice red Cape.
Nobody expects that.
…a pulse.
…Barbara Billingsley to translate message to jive.
…enough money to buy up all the pre-1987 gay adult movies.
…a two-by-four plank and five to eighty-seven minutes in a dark alley with Kamala Harris.
…more cowbell.
In order to get elected President, Bernie Sanders would need…
A miracle.
Cue Miracle Max.
MORE PUDDNG CUPS!!
to become crazier that than all the other Democrat candidates…. He’s in last place there.
…a better form of socialism to present to the American voters. I don’t think there is one but you never know.
… for D.C. to have 270 electoral votes.
BTW, great thread everyone!
A large group of ignorant partisan voters whose understanding of complex issues consist of hashtags.
Well funded organizations that engage in massive and coordinated voter fraud.
A 4th estate that acts more like a 5th column by covering for his hypocrosies, mistakes, gaffes and idiotic policies while lying and misrepresenting his opponents’ views.
Deep state operatives and dishonest politicians who will do whatever it takes to disenfranchise opposition voters.
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$#it! We’re screwed aren’t we?