I thought about doing that for a straight line, but a good straight line has 100 different answers. This one…well, the problem is there are zero pop-culture references for wearing two watches. The only other time I’ve seen it was as a plot point for a minor character on one episode of “Psych”:
Straight Line of the Day: AOC is wearing two watches in this picture because…
… it’s easier than adjusting one watch for Daylight Savings Time so often.
I thought about doing that for a straight line, but a good straight line has 100 different answers. This one…well, the problem is there are zero pop-culture references for wearing two watches. The only other time I’ve seen it was as a plot point for a minor character on one episode of “Psych”:
https://www.reddit.com/r/psych/comments/857m3s/one_maybe_two_ways_to_love_this_episode/
Yeah, I figured it wouldn’t pass muster. Plus, as you can see, I wasn’t able to come up with a good punchline for it anyway.
Don’t feel bad. Although it CAN be done, it’s hard, and the Straight Line is more fun when it’s easy
Just ask anyone with a sign on the moon…
We choose not to put signs on the Moon because it is easy but…
So she can be right 4 times a day,
She sold the other six.
She thinks she can fly twice as fast now.
She sets one to the time in DC and one to the time in her NYC home district.
But they’re in the same…ohhh. Nevermind.
That was my first thought but, you beat me to it.
One watch is set to Eastern time and the other is set to Howdy Doody time.
She used to have three. She threw one out the window to see time fly.
(c) Bazooka Joe
She wants to be a two-time Member of Congress.
She bought one with a smiley face to offset the one that came set to Greenwich Mean Time.
Her consultants told her to keep an extra watch on her spending.
She is planning on working more than 24 hours a day…for JUSTICE!
This way she can get double time even when it’s not a holiday. Stupid blue-collar workers!
So she knows what time it is now and also what time it is in the future.
Ok, are you guys done proving me wrong yet?…
My mom used to tell this one:
Mary had a little watch, she swallowed it one day.
So all she took was castor oil to pass the time away.
The castor oil did not work, the time, it did not pass.
So if you want to know what time it is, just look up Mary’s uncle. He’s got a watch.
Tell your Mom I said she was awesome and give her bacon for me.
Indeed she was.
Sorry, didn’t know it was past tense. Bacon to you for keeping her memory alive