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  1. Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Congress
    Don’t let ’em pick fights with Gibson, and ban them old trucks
    Don’t let ’em be Fake News, spin doctors, lawyers and such:
    Mama, don’t let your babies grow up to be Congress
    Their plan never works and they’re always such jerks
    Even with someone they love.

    Congress ain’t easy to love and they’re harder to hold
    They’d rather give you a song-and-dance for diamonds or gold
    If the Rust Belt buckles like their own faded levees
    Each sacrificed right begets a new (D).
    If you don’t understand them, and God forbid don’t die young
    They’ll probably take that right away, you see.

    Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Congress
    Don’t let ’em pick fights over guitars and ban them old trucks
    Be Fake News, spin doctors, and lawyers and such:
    Mama, don’t let your babies grow up to be Congress
    Their plan never works and they’re always such jerks
    Schemin’ for the power they love.

    Congress likes smoky old back rooms and cleared calendar mornings
    Little warm puppies and children (by day) and girls of the night.
    Them that don’t know them won’t like them, and them that do
    Sometimes won’t know how to restrain them
    They ain’t “wrong,” just “mistaken,” but Gay Pride won’t let them
    Do things to make you think that there’re rights.

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