Interplanetary Wayback Machine

The Arch Mission Foundation created the Lunar Library, a 30-million-page long compendium of humanity’s greatest cultural offerings, encoded it on a specially designed disc meant to last a billion years, and sent it to the moon to keep it safe.

When alien space travelers encounter our lifeless planet in a billion years, I rejoice in the knowledge that they, too, will know the delight of funny cat videos.

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4 Comments

  1. If the aliens are canids, they will view the disc, wag their tails and agree “They are all dead. As it should be.” Then they will mark the spot and obediently return to their home planet for din-din.

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